This cinches it. I definitely have to start reading gossip pages more. No sex this time, but see if you can crack the code on this blind item anyway:
WHICH Olympic champion smoked pot for the first time recently at a Michigan hotel? The stoned athlete broke the TVs in his room, but later bought exact replicas so he could replace them before anybody at the hotel was the wiser
Hmm ... a rich Olympic champion that would be famous enough to mention in a New York tabloid, would have reason to be in Michigan, and is clearly in an experimental phase, since he's spent six hours a day, seven days a week for his entire post-pubescent life in a pool ... I mean, gym.
I dunno ... Mary Decker Slaney?
Just Asking [NY Post]