Somebody Is Desperately Seeking Tim Tebow's Poo

Tim Tebow's pro team had a game across the Atlantic today, so I have no idea why the president of a portable-shitter company is talking about rooting around for Tebow dung. But Scott Taylor of Advanced Sanitation is.

Taylor spent today washing the porta-potties that are on their way to the Sports Complex, and he shared with us a story from last year's [Florida/Georgia] game. Apparently Tebow needed to make a quick pit stop after the game. "They say he went in one of those orange and blue porta-potties, but I'm not sure which one it was," Taylor said. He added that he would love to find out exactly which one it is, so he can add a "Tim Tebow Sat Here" plaque. [ First Coast News]

Now that you've seen him, do you concur Scott Taylor actually does look like someone who roots around in fecal matter? ( H/T Tabloid Prodigy)

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