Here are two things that Detroit has:

  1. A team in the World Series.
  2. A real estate market decimated by years of economic decline.

Taken together, you get offers like this:


The poster, who has confirmed he is serious, lives in the Warrendale neighborhood.

There are houses listed in Warrendale for as low as $1,300, but Stubhub has tickets for Game 1 Game 3 as cheap as $329 $349 (as of 4:21 PM).

Long story short, this is a steal. ACT NOW.

h/t Zach