Son Narcs On His 260-Pound Mom For Banging His 15-Year-Old Friend

"When her teenage son caught her having sex with his 15-year-old friend and the son reported the incident to school officials, Terri Mezzatesta came up with a wild story, police said. Mezzatesta, who is 5 feet 9 and 260 pounds, claimed that she was passed out drunk and unaware that the 15-year-old was having sex with her, police said. But cops didn't buy it because, according to her 14-year-old son - who'd allegedly heard his mother say, 'Right there, baby' during the act - it was consensual." [ Philadelphia Daily News]