Stephen A. Smith speaks of his adoration for butts in the way a person would speak of an old friend or an enriching life event. On Snoop Dogg’s YouTube show, Smith discusses asses fondly. They have clearly done so much for him.

He also says, “I’m associated with Walt Disney, but dammit, everybody knows that I’m a bottom feeder.”

In an effort to not think about the image of a spluttering Stephen A. Smith treating a big ass like it had managed the New York Knicks into the dirt, let’s discuss literally anything else. Later in the Q&A, Smith claims that he can make lasagna from scratch. Neat.