Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers. I feel ashamed to admit this, because I love Gerald Green!

Anyway, Gerald Green has nine fingers and the Suns have apparently made a four-fingered foam hand, presumably for an upcoming giveaway.

Green is missing part of his right ring finger because of a childhood accident in which he caught the finger on a nail while trying to dunk on a makeshift hoop. I can only assume that every one of his high-flying dunks is an act of revenge against that asshole of a nail.