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Is Monkey In The Middle The Meanest Childhood Game?

I spent spring break at my sister's house last week and one night when I was there I was on the couch, watching the tourney and picking at my feet. I tore off this flap of skin that had really bugged me all day, and when I tore it off, BLOOD EVERYWHERE. My big toe was hemorrhaging plasma. I ran on m...

It's An Enthusiastic Crowd At Rogers Centre Tonight, Especially These Two Blue Jays Fans Who Got A Bit Handjobby

Blowjob pantomimes are so passé. I mean, you can find them in hockey, in baseball, and even college football. For the new wave, we must look to Canada....

Tuesday Night Fights: In Which A Bieber Wannabe Gets Slapped Around In The Street

Welcome to Tuesday Night Fights, a weekly celebration and analysis of street-fight videos found on YouTube. Tonight's fisticuffs: the aptly named, "Street Fight." Tonight's commentator: Deadspin commenter and degenerate boxing fan Iron Mike Gallego. (Coming next week: a roller derby powerhouse exa...

Something Very Weird Happened At The End Of Tonight's Ohio Lottery Numbers Announcement [UPDATE]

We're legitimately concerned about the health of Ohio Lottery host Karen Kawolics tonight, as she appeared to have significant issues getting through the nightly announcement of the state's lotto numbers....

Deadspin Up All Night: It Was Good To Be Alive

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Carry on....

Why Your Children's Television Program Sucks: <i>Dora The Explorer</i>

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the TV room to watch sports for eight hours. Illustration by Jim Cooke....

Deadspin Up All Night: Feelin' It

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Happy Opening Day, fools....

Deadspin Up All Night: Tournament Edition

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. There's an open thread for Buckeyes-Shockers down here, or you can yak here, or wherever you want—even out loud. We'll be around tonight, and Sean will take the wheel tomorrow. ...

Your Marquette-Syracuse Open Thread [UPDATE: Now it's a Wichita State-Ohio State Open Thread]

If you're watching at home, feel free to participate however you want—we put a big yelling Baye Keita Cleanthony Early picture up there in case you'd rather annotate something, or just yak about whatever in the discussion—and enjoy this last and pleasantly coincidental gasp of the Big East as we kn...

How To Make Baked Ziti: A Guide For Heroes Willing To Eat All That Cheese

There come those times in each person's life when you really just want to eat All The Cheese. When you're drinking wine, or when you've had a dreary day and are stressed out and could use something indulgent to liven things up a little bit—or, really, any other time you happen not to be dead—man, e...

Deadspin Up All Night: A Working Class Hero

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Enjoy the holiday weekend; usual crew's around for the games and all the rest....

2012 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductees: Virgil And Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill

We are proud to present your 2012 (yeah, we know) Deadspin Hall of Fame class:...

"After thinking about it for a while, he says he realized what it was. 'That was the day that Nancy Grace's nipple popped out on TV,' he says. 'Her nipple popping out was what caused that home run'": Michael J. Mooney profiles a post-surgery Brandon McCarthy, whom he calls "the model of what we were...

Deadspin Up All Night: There Was A Guy

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. We've got an open thread for the games, but you're more than welcome to congregate down here too, if you'd like....

Reminder: Do Not Fuck With Bison

Hey there. Deadspin here to pass along some friendly advice with respect to wild animals: try not to fuck around with them, OK?...

Deadspin Up All Night: As If It Never Meant Anything To Me

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Only 26 hours till La Salle plays in the Sweet 16. Yeah, I'm counting....

Tuesday Night Fights: In Which A Philly Cop Breaks Down A Street Fight

Welcome to Tuesday Night Fights, a weekly celebration and analysis of street-fight videos found on YouTube. Tonight's fisticuffs: "Philly fight on lippincott st: Precious n Neesh." Tonight's commentator: An active-duty Philadelphia police officer, who's returning to TNF. (Coming next week: TBA.)...

Deadspin Up All Night: But You Keep My Old Scarf From That Very First Week

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Deal with the music; it's a fine song. Tuesday Night Fights awaits you at 10. Do your thing....

Making Your Own Ketchup Is Idiotic

Before we hit the Funbag, one quick programming note: there won't be a Live Funbag on Thursday. Having children on Spring Break means being around your children for 150 consecutive hours, and it's unlikely that I will be of sound mind by the time Thursday rolls around. You'll understand one day....

Deadspin Up All Night: Some People Want Me To Be Heads Or Tails

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Please harass Tom Ley and wish him a happy birthday. Enjoy your evening....