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Deadspin Up All Night: Take Me Away To Nowhere Plains
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Neighbors Are Hell
When I was a young kid we knew all the names of pretty much everybody in our whole little neighborhood. The kids were a pack; in the summer, when your parents kicked you out of the house after breakfast—everybody did this—you just found the other kids and skulked around until somebody came up with ...

Deadspin Up All Night: You Thought I Was A Cowboy
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Please Enjoy This Extremely English Politician's Awkward Campaign Ad<em></em>
I’m not quite sure what to say about this campaign ad recently released by Greg Knight, a Tory MP representing East Yorkshire. Consider that Knight told the press “I never aspired to be an Alan Partridge” after it went viral; consider that he did so because, to a first approximation, every single ou...

The Nine Scariest-Ass Things About Owning A House<em></em>
I own a house and the thing about home ownership is that it is a lifetime project. At any given moment, there is something about the house that needs addressing. There is always a PROJECT, and some homeowners like having such projects. They like to constantly spruce things up and tend to the landsca...

Deadspin Up All Night: Why Can't I Get Just One Kiss?
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Deadspin Up All Night: Together
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Deadspin Up All Night: Why Not Take A Crazy Chance?
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Couldn't We All Use A Generic Father Figure In Our Lives?
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Deadspin Up All Night: Once The Smoke Clears
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Children And Sunscreen: A Guide To Summer Hell
Every year I look forward to summer before remembering that summer is, in fact, hell. There are bugs. There is swampass. There are bored children punching each other for sport. And there is suntan lotion. Ohhhhhh, suntan lotion. Oh how I DESPISE you with a concentrated fury. Is there a more necessar...

Deadspin Up All Night: It's Too Easy
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Deadspin Up All Night: The Worst Thing In 1954 Was The Bikini
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Badass Referee Ducks Disgruntled Player's Punch, Squares Up And Starts Swinging
We’ve seen too many instances of helpless referees getting punched, smacked, kicked, jumped, stomped out, and even killed by bad soccer men mad over some call or other. So it’s a nice change of pace seeing this referee, overseeing a match in Argentina’s Copa Santa Fe, fighting back for once....

Deadspin Up All Night: Back To The Lab<em></em>
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Deadspin Up All Night: Struttin' With Some Barbecue
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Deadspin Up All Night: I Wanna Play Where You Play With The Angels
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Deadspin Up All Night: You'll Never Know
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A Scrapbook Of Our Ashley Feinberg Memories On Her Last Day Of School
After nearly five years of blogging and writing for Gizmodo, Gawker, Deadspin, the Special Projects Desk, almost Fusion, and the Special Projects Desk again, senior reporter Ashley Feinberg is leaving for Wired magazine. Here’s how we will remember her. Rest in peace, Ashley....

Deadspin Up All Night: It's So Simple
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