Birthdays

Today was Mike Trout’s 26th birthday. He recorded his 1,000th hit. He hit a home run. He remains so spectacularly…

Oh, so this is why you have kids.

Ten years! It’s true. And it’s equally true that Yung Washcloth has never been topped. Let this give you all…

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I’m outta here next week to go do Christmas things. You’re not getting a Funbag. You’ll have to go…

Alex Ovechkin turned 30 yesterday. While that fact jolts you into realizing your own age, let’s check out what gifts…

Deadspin turns 10 years old today; we’re proud of what our site has done, even though we’ll look like…

Dr. Dre is 50 today. Fifty! He is truly getting up there. But what to get the rapper-slash-Apple VP-slash-mogul who…

Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz, one of the least polarizing and most objectively audio-visually soothing…

I have two kids with birthdays coming up and as much as I would like to sidestep the Birthday-Industrial Complex,…

OK, Dwyane, that yacht is pretty cool, but "Way of Wade" is still a terrible catchphrase.

We could all use a friend like Pau.

It was Jon Gruden's birthday Saturday so ESPN decided to celebrate in a way sure to make everyone involved…

Goddammit, Adam Jones. Now I'm just hungry for Popeye's. And also cake.

A.J. Francis was a four-year starter at defensive line for the Maryland Terrapins. He was not selected during the…

The perfect Michael Jordan profile is some sort of journalistic unicorn by now—what's there to say about a guy about…

Deron Wiliams's wish list reportedly consists of just two teams: the Dallas Mavericks and the Brooklyn Nets. For a…

Judging by the countless professional photographs and edited montage videos that tend to come out of these…

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