Adam Duritz Receives Birthday Greeting From AARP The Magazine
Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz, one of the least polarizing and most objectively audio-visually soothing singers in rock 'n' roll history, is a half-century old today. This has attracted the notice of the official magazine for the American Association of Retired Persons, which is far more Twitter-savvy than you'd assume, given that, well, you know.
And so:
No, his shirt doesn't say "Rotund!" But it's close. This is, as noted, simply a Special Birthday Cover, presumably for web-harassment purposes only, as the actual August/September cover star of AARP The Magazine would appear to be... The Dude! Oof! Still, this is quite an honor; as the song goes, "When everybody loves you / You get birthday-trolled by the AARP."
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