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Afternoon Blogdome: How To Prove One's Devotion
No Sex Rods for you!: Red Sox win case against man trying to use phrase "Sex Rod" on a variety of paraphernalia. [Sports Biz] "To spend time with her family", sure: Michelle Tafoya no longer gracing the NBA sidelines with her presence. [Watchdog] Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery: The Battin...
Morning Blogdome: We Are Kickers, We Kick Ball
We Play With Ball, We Kick The Ball: Notre Dame's kicking woes force them to land a kicker who's never, uh, kicked before. [Sports by Brooks] Goodbye, Sally's College Fund: You can now place bets at the Maloof Brothers' Casino for all NBA teams not named the Sacramento Kings. [USA Today Blog] Yee-h...
Afternoon Blogdome: Excessive Force
Why can't your friends be more like [email protected]? I do what I want: Chicago Blackhawk enforcer Adam Burish spent a day beating up teenage girls on the set of Jerry Springer. Don't worry—the kid wasn't his. [Dropping The Gloves] Orange Crush: It's good to see that Syracuse fans know how to ...
Tiny Angel Joe Maddon Watches Over Us All
Like this poor, unfortunate sap who was ejected from Tropicana on Thursday for "misconduct," the Phillies never could quite get it together in a 4-2 loss to the Rays. What they're saying out in the ether about Game 2 of the World Series ... • Speed Read: Phillies Not Fanatical About Hitting. Decidin...
Morning Blogdome: Fine, Here's Some More Boobs
• Phantastic: Yep, that's a Chase Utley jersey. Yes, it's painted on. Yes, those are real. We hope. (Safe for offices that allow you to look at painted tits. Otherwise, no.) [Home Run Derby] • I recognize that Fielder Paunch anywhere: It's every eight-year-old's favorite game, Guess The Batting Stan...
Afternoon Blogdome: Biathletes Do It In The Snow ... Then They Shoot You
Every time I think I'm out ...: Three Words: Naked Canadian Bi-athletes. Hey, nice guns. [Fleshbot, nakedness ahead] Here horsey, horsey: How to bluff your way through this weekend's Breeder's Cup. If it doesn't work you can euthanize your wallet. [Handride] Just sit real still and listen: How to fo...
Morning Blogdome: Enjoy Your Tacos, Fatties!
[email protected] saved my life. • But is he master of his domain?: Barry Zito, you look good. I mean real good. Those are Bugle Boy, right? [Examiner] • Is the hot sauce extra?: When you're sucking down that sweet crunchy ground "beef" goodness that you didn't pay for next week, remember that ...
Two Phillie Dogs To Go, Please
Angel and Sandy of Lindenwold, N.J., prepare for an exciting Game 1 of the 2008 World Series, as Wizard Cat types a furious protest letter to PETA. Here's what they're saying on various computer tube machines about the Phillies' 3-2 victory over the Rays ... • Arms Hold Down Rays. To go into the Ora...
Afternoon Blogdome: The Models Are Here
Blogdome at Deadspin dot com. It just sounds right. Who needs the Snorg Girl?: You give Clinton Portis a cut of the door and he will play ball for you. I think there's a lesson in that for all of us. [Mr. Irrelevant] Good grief: Mark Prior is just a guy, hanging in a patch, pickin' pumpkins. He'll ...
Morning Blogdome: See This Movie Or We Will Cut You
If you love America, you'll send your Blogdome tips to [email protected]. You're not a communist, are you? That's why I use 'Ice Castles' skate guards: I'm not saying the NHL is desperate for advertising, but ... "Saw V" Goalie Masks? Was Clint Malarchuk unavailable? [Maxim] Irrational exuberan...
Afternoon Blogdome: Living The Dream
If you would like to be featured in Blogdome, send a $50 money order and self-addressed stamped envelope to this address. This ain't a charity, folks. Jealous, much?: You know you want this jersey, so don't even hide it. [Okay Player Board] He's doing very well: Meet the 10 richest owners in sports...
Morning Blogdome: Do You Have Chairs That Need To Be Thrown?
Remember, send your blogdome tips to [email protected]. That's what all the cool kids are doing. You know it's going to happen: Laying odds on Bobby Knight's next coaching gig—because there are still so many schools he hasn't been fired from yet. [Rush The Court] Vote early, vote often: Pro Bow...
Afternoon Blogdome: This Is How You Get People Interested In Hockey
• Medium pimpin': Mike Commodore is enjoying his time in Columbus. Yep, that's a professional hockey physique. [Light The Lamp] • How many readers out there could do the Icky Shuffle right now, from memory?: Excessive celebrations are a serious problem that the NFL will not tolerate. Now check out t...
Morning Blogdome: Alyssa Milano ... And Why Not?
Nice uniform: Alyssa Milano is not content with being the hottest female fan clothing designer in just one sport. We eagerly await her line of NHL earmuffs. [Zone Blitz] My heart feels pretty good, actually: Baseball is designed to break your heart. Unless you hate the Red Sox. [Baseball Card Blog] ...
The Times, They Are A-Changin'
What they're saying, blogwise, about Tampa Bay's 3-1 win over Boston in Game 7 of the American League Championship Series ... • More Cowbell (UGH!). Boy oh boy is it going to be a long winter for yours truly. As if watching your team lose in Game 7 of the ALCS isn’t bad enough, how about living in t...
Afternoon Blogdome: Lesson One - Todd Heap Sucks
• High school teacher uses fantasy football to teach math: This will also help the students develop valuable time-wasting skills for their future office jobs. [SbB] • Will Power: The latest excellent edition of The Undercard. Caution: contains strong Queens' accent. [No Mas] • Pope: "I've gotta get ...
Morning Blogdome: Oh...oh God! OH GOD NO!
• He's back!: And may God have mercy on us all. [Sports Crackle Pop] • And I'm a Sean Ca-thiest!: Some imaginative sign work at ol' Fenway. [The Sports Hernia] • Steve Harvey - The 'Heidi' For A New Generation: "When 8:07 EST rolled around and the TBS broadcast switched not to the Red Sox-Rays game...
Afternoon Blogdome: Saving Mike Vick's Dogs
• They're probably eating better than their former owner is at the moment: "According the National Geographic Channel, 22 dogs formerly owned by the former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick are, like their former owner, all fenced in. Vick is in Kansas. The 22 dogs, which are nearly half the...
Morning Blogdome: Starring Kimbo Slice As "The Janitor"
• Will There Be A Human Versus Bears Episode?: Donald Trump and Affliction announce plans to develop an MMA reality show. To be filmed in St. Petersburg, Russia. [You Been Blinded] • 98 Year-Old John Wooden's Car Up For Sale on Ebay: It's only got 38,000 miles on it. And no, it's not a Model T. [SbB...
Afternoon Blogdome: Fox's Charissa Thompson Would Like You To Know She's Not an Adult Film Star
• Damn Google:: "You’d be lying to say you don’t care about those things … there is some ignorance out there and people can say whatever they want. (Someone wrote), “Adult film star is now a Fox reporter.” My name, if you Google it, is the same (as that of an adult film star). It’s ignorance. But … ...