Afternoon Blogdome: The Models Are Here

Blogdome at Deadspin dot com. It just sounds right. Who needs the Snorg Girl?: You give Clinton Portis a cut of the door and he will play ball for you. I think there's a lesson in that for all of us. [ Mr. Irrelevant] Good grief: Mark Prior is just a guy, hanging in a patch, pickin' pumpkins. He'll be out 4-6 weeks. [ Planet Padres] All this for Joe Morgan?: How to avoid Joe Buck and Tim McCarver when money, time, and a boiling white-hot rage are no obstacles. [ The Big Picture] I believe there's fighting involved: Which sports reporter knows the least about mixed martial arts? We have no idea what these people are talking about. [ Yahoo]