The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

Too Much Of The World Cup Is Just Soccer Failing To Get Out Of Its Own Way

Cashless Stadiums Are The Next Frontier In Fan Exploitation

Patrick Redford

Baseball Doesn't Need Collusion To Turn Off The Hot Stove

Neil deMause

1/14/19 10:41AM

Your Favorite Baseball Team Can Afford Any Free Agent It Wants

Visionary Brain Genius Elon Musk Has Invented The World's Worst And Most Expensive Subway

12/19/18 3:25PM

Never Forget Dan Snyder's "Fifth Anniversary Of 9/11" Skins Caps

Here's The Story Behind The Oafish Pro-Trump Ad That Ran During The NHL Playoffs Last Night

4/18/18 10:25AM

One Sketchy Photo Shoot Landed This Woman's Face On Everything From Bottled Water To Vaginal Cream

Patrick Redford

Ronald Acuña's Stupid Demotion And The Things We Don't Even Notice Anymore

What A Depressing Offseason

3/12/18 10:26AM

The Only Thing That Works About The NFL Is Football

2/07/18 10:09AM

I Just Love This Juicero Story So Much

This Letter Is Capitalism's Dream And America's Nightmare

Window And Aisle Seats Should Cost More, Sorry

A Proud Parent's Guide To Dominating Girl Scout Cookie Season

Geoffrey Redick

Rams And Chargers Fans! Let Us Help You Say Goodbye To Your Owners

NBA Shit List: The Philadelphia 76ers, Who Are Capitalism's Diarrhea

12/18/14 4:27PM

Violence Is Currency: A Pacifist Ex-Con's Guide To Prison Weaponry

11/06/14 1:08PM

Yes, Bruce Levenson's Racist Email Was Racist

Pro Wrestling's Greatest Angle Was Convincing Us It Doesn't Matter

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