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Earlier today, ESPN's Stephen A. Smith went on television and suggested that women should make sure not to provoke…

It's been one week since Chad Johnson earned himself a trip to jail for excitedly patting his attorney on the…
The story out of Florida domestic court this morning was that Chad Johnson was this close to entering his plea deal…
And now here is the GIF of Chad Johnson patting his lawyer's ass in the courtroom. Special plaudits to the chuckling bailiff. [CBS]

It's all falling apart for Chad Johnson. On Saturday, an arrest on domestic violence charges after allegedly…
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According to Jay Glazer, the Miami Dolphins have just released Chad Johnson following his arrest on charges of…
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The Dolphins' Chad Johnson was arrested tonight on domestic violence charges, according to the Sun-Sentinel.

The seventh season of HBO's Hard Knocks premiered last night after an offseason of searching by producers for a…