SoccerSoccerChristian Pulisic Capped Off His Dortmund Tenure With A Spicy Solo GoalPatrick Redford5/06/19 3:29PM
Christian Pulisic Finally Played And Scored The Type Of Goal That Made Him Worth $73 MillionLuis Paez-Pumar2/05/19 6:01PM
SoccerSoccerHot Damn, Chelsea Just Bought Christian Pulisic For A Shit-Ton Of MoneyBilly Haisley1/02/19 9:02AM
SoccerSoccerWonderteen Christian Pulisic, Who Is Now A Wonderman, Scores Winner On 20th BirthdayLauren Theisen9/18/18 5:13PM
SoccerSoccerEuropean Soccer Is Loaded With American Kids Ready To Tear Shit UpPatrick Redford8/20/18 3:36PM
SoccerSoccerLiverpool's B-Team Came To America To Get Smacked Around By Christian PulisicAvery Yang7/23/18 12:23PM
SoccerSoccerManchester United Need To Stay The Fuck Away From Our WonderteenBilly Haisley1/11/18 1:56PM
SoccerSoccerChristian Pulisic Rings In The New Year With A Powerful And Absolutely Legit Slam DunkBilly Haisley1/02/18 2:51PM
SoccerSoccerAmerica's Wonderteen Delivers 89th-Minute Match-Winner For DortmundTimothy Burke12/16/17 2:24PM
SoccerSoccerOur Dear Sweet Wonderteen Christian Pulisic Is Very Sad About Missing The World CupBilly Haisley11/13/17 5:01PM
SoccerSoccerMichael Bradley And Christian Pulisic Are Unimpressed With Alexi Lalas's Shit TalkBilly Haisley9/14/17 1:58PM
SoccerSoccerChristian Pulisic Kicks Off The Bundesliga Season Like A SuperstarPatrick Redford8/19/17 12:46PM
SoccerSoccerHow Barcelona's Scramble To Replace Neymar Might Send Christian Pulisic To The StarsPatrick Redford8/18/17 3:32PM
SoccerSoccerChristian Pulisic Starts His Season Off By Embarrassing Bayern MunichPatrick Redford8/05/17 4:51PM
SoccerSoccerGo Ahead And Enjoy Christian Pulisic Tearing Shit Up In A Meaningless GameBilly Haisley7/18/17 1:54PM
