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Pick Your Poison: Duke Or UNC
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Lakers Assimilate Gasol, All Resistence Is Now Futile
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Dammit, Walter The Hockey-Loving Parrot: This Is All Your Fault
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Knight 2.0
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Mr. T Pities Fools, Miami Heat
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It's Time To Get Over Your Stupid Crush, Florida
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Eddie Sutton Awakened from Nap, Informed Of 800th Victory
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You Don't Know The Power Of The Dark Side
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who is in no way related to Kevin McHale and has taken the necessary legal steps to ensure that it stays that way. When he's not modeling Shaq's "Kazaam" underwear, he can be found studying the ancient art of the Jedi at Basketbawful. Enjoy! • Dark forces r...

All Other Sports, Rolled Into One
This is a big day, so in an effort to give due time to all the other sports, Deadspin is consolidating its regularly-scheduled coverage into the Everything Closer! "No love for..." your favorite sport? That's because your favorite sport might suck....

David Beckham, Maradona And The Stomping Of Scorpions
David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer....

Lakers Fans Are A Figment Of Our Imagination
I don't know if I've ever met a single person who rooted solely for Los Angeles Lakers. In my entire life, not one die-hard Lakers fan. That's astounding. This leads me to believe that Lakers fandom is reserved exclusively for celebrities and basketball analysts. If the layman Lakers supporter does ...

Party Time: Celebrating 15 Years Of Gary Bettman's NHL
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The Doctor Is In
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Donyell Marshall = 100 Percent Grade A Beefcake
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Free Jarkko!
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Hibachi!
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Hail To The King, Baby!
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You Had Me At "Hello," Julius Hodge.
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Ray Emery, Ready To Blow Town
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Night of the Living 'Sheed
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