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F.A. Panel Says Wayne Hennessey Is Too Stupid To Have Done Nazi Salute
No one could have been more delighted to hear that Crystal Palace goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey is apparently a huge idiot than Wayne Hennessey himself. That’s because the F.A. panel tasked with investigating a photo in which the Welsh keeper appeared to have been making a Nazi salute gesture cited tha...
Mamadou Sakho Is Crystal Palace's Dap Master
This video, in which Crystal Palace defender Mamadou Sakho walks around the team cafeteria casually rattling off a series of intricate and unique handshakes with eight different teammates, could only be improved if at the end manager Roy Hodgson walked up and the two pulled off the most complex one ...
Soccer Player Says It Only Looks Like He Did Nazi Salute Because Of Some Unbelievable Circumstances
Crystal Palace goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey is taking heat because of a group photo taken this weekend that appears to show him doing a Nazi salute in the background. More ridiculous than the logic used to try that gesture for a picture is Hennessey’s explanation for why it’s actually just a coinciden...
Crystal Palace's Training Ground Kitchen Given Zero-Star Food Hygiene Rating After Mouse Infestation
The United Kingdom’s Food Standard Agency revealed that a training facility kitchen belonging to Premier League club Crystal Palace received a food hygiene rating of 0 out of a possible five. The agency’s website notes that the score means that “urgent improvement is required” in areas like food han...
Crystal Palace Penalty <i>Almost </i>Ends Man City's Unbeaten Run
Crystal Palace ended Manchester City’s 18-match Premier League win streak today at Selhurst Park, but they could have had so much more than just the draw they came away with. After surviving 90 minutes at 0-0, Palace’s Wilfried Zaha went down in the box on a foul by Raheem Sterling, giving the 17th ...
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Jack Wilshere Is Still Alive And Still Capable Of Hitting Beautiful Passes

Jack Wilshere Is Still Alive And Still Capable Of Hitting Beautiful Passes

Thu Dec 28 2017
Wilfried Zaha Has Finally Arrived

Wilfried Zaha Has Finally Arrived

Sun Dec 17 2017
The English Premier League Is Dumb And Ruthless

The English Premier League Is Dumb And Ruthless

Mon Sep 11 2017
Crystal Palace Fans Serenade Lame Duck Arsenal Boss, Beg Him To Stay With His Team<em></em>

Crystal Palace Fans Serenade Lame Duck Arsenal Boss, Beg Him To Stay With His Team<em></em>

Mon Apr 10 2017
Sam Allardyce Pissed Off At Watford&#39;s Mascot For Making Fun Of Player&#39;s Dive

Sam Allardyce Pissed Off At Watford's Mascot For Making Fun Of Player's Dive

Tue Dec 27 2016
Reports: BIG SAM BACK

Reports: BIG SAM BACK

Fri Dec 23 2016
Alan Pardew Sacked At Crystal Palace After Not Doing Jack Shit With Lots Of Money

Alan Pardew Sacked At Crystal Palace After Not Doing Jack Shit With Lots Of Money

Thu Dec 22 2016
Christian Benteke Probably Made Crystal Palace Sign His Little Brother, Who Sucks

Christian Benteke Probably Made Crystal Palace Sign His Little Brother, Who Sucks

Thu Sep 29 2016
Manchester United Win The FA Cup, Once Again Dashing Crystal Palace&#39;s Dreams

Manchester United Win The FA Cup, Once Again Dashing Crystal Palace's Dreams

Sat May 21 2016
Eagle-Punching Menace Arrested In London Suburb

Eagle-Punching Menace Arrested In London Suburb

Thu Sep 29 2016
Chelsea Shit The Bed Against Crystal Palace

Chelsea Shit The Bed Against Crystal Palace

Thu Sep 29 2016
The Uncomfortable Middle: Our 2015-16 Premier League Preview, Pt. 2

The Uncomfortable Middle: Our 2015-16 Premier League Preview, Pt. 2

Thu Sep 29 2016
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