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A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

Sunday night’s Gonzaga-DeMatha matchup for DC’s Catholic league title was, objectively speaking, the greatest event…

Our beloved colleague Dave McKenna tells good stories. He’s done a lot of cool shit, met many weird people in weird…

I never threaten to turn the car around. That’s a cliché and an empty threat, but more important it offends my…

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

I was not born or raised in the D.C. area but all of my children were, and so I felt it was my solemn duty as a Good…

A look at the awful children’s programming you’re forced to endure before you can finally kick the kids out of the…

I am a dad at all times but Spring Break is when I am, without fail, at my MOST dad. It combines all the prime…

Here is a take for you: Wear some goddamn headphones when you watch a video in public.

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house…
Not a damn thing was ready.

I thought I was done. My kids were no longer babies, which meant no more formula, which meant no more time laboring…

It’s the smallest thing, really. Maybe you already do it! But maybe you do not already do it, and you have wondered…

I’ve been taking my kids to the beach for years now and in that time we have brought along any number of cumbersome,…

When I was a young kid we knew all the names of pretty much everybody in our whole little neighborhood. The kids…

I own a house and the thing about home ownership is that it is a lifetime project. At any given moment, there is…

Every year I look forward to summer before remembering that summer is, in fact, hell. There are bugs. There is…

Tony Reali, the host of ESPN’s Around the Horn, always wanted to be a dad: “I wanted a whole team of kids. I’ve said…

One of the many outlandish claims that Lonzo Ball’s dad LaVar made on his recent press tour to proclaim the supreme…