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O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings!...
Jim Carroll: The Bard Of The Hardwood
Carroll — junkie, author, schoolboy basketball star — died Friday of a heart attack while working at his desk. He was a hopped-up Holden Caulfield with a jump shot, and the closest thing basketball ever had to a poet laureate....
Dear NBC, DIE
I hate you, NBC. I hate you so very much. All I wanted to do this weekend was enjoy some football....
The Anti-Favre Debate Is Nothing But A Straw Man
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Men With Telestrators Can't Stop Drawing Dongs
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A Weary Nation Turns to Cornholing for Leisurely Recreation
Occasionally a sport comes along that truly defines its era. Fittingly, as Barack Obama prepares to invade the South with an army of homosexuals who will sodomize every Republican's children and pets, cornholing is suddenly all the rage....
This Pig AIDS Aggression Will Not Stand, Man
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Cub Fans Ruin Their Own Child's Life By Making Her A Cubs Fan
A Chicagoan e-mailed to ask why I have no love for the Windy City. Someone else e-mailed the answer. Meet new North Side resident, Waitle Nex Yeare. With any luck, the state has already placed her in protective custody. [Slanch]...
Bears Begin The Season With Five-Yard Penalty
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NASCAR Jesus Would Like To Buy You A Bud
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Ray Allen Has The Eye Of The Tiger
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Naughty Word Appears On Sports Broadcast, And A Snickering Nation Presses Pause
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Mariners Skipper Takes Job Title Seriously
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Kyle Orton Likes What He Sees
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<i>Now</i> College Football Season Can Begin
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And One To Grow On
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Aim For The Knees, Brett!
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Bleacher Seat Almost As Good As Owner's Box
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Jonah Keri Cheats Death
"A deafening series of violent bumps. A patch of thickly clustered trees. A terrified scream. A sickening crash," writes the great Jonah Keri, in what has to be the most improbable and life-affirming story you'll read all day. [JonahKeri.com]...
World Continues To Pay Homage To Television Character With Customized Replica Jerseys
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