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Time To Get Your Chicago Pants Party Tickets
The final deadline to purchase tickets for Deadspin's Chicago Pants Party on May 23 is next Friday. If you've been procrastinating, it's time to buy. Follow the link for details and tickets. [Pants Party Details]...

He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
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Nothing Says Quality Like John Daly Merchandise Purchased From A Bus
John Daly may not be allowed to play in The Masters, but that doesn't mean he can't still profit. May he interest you in some slacks?...

This Is How Skip Bayless Keeps His Mouth In Shape
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Do Not Cross The Hillsdale College Baseball Team
In a tradition as old as baseball itself, an editor who criticized the Hillsdale College (Mich.) baseball team's putrid record found his front porch decorated with dead animal carcasses, including a shotgunned goat....

Mike Florio Demands More Spanking In The NFL
It's Week 4 of the Deadcast, and we continue our extremely slow progress into something barely resembling a polished, professional broadcast. Helping the cause this week is our guest....

Hey, Those Seats In The New Yankee Stadium Look Comfortable
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Toronto, We're Not In Creighton Anymore
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I'm Assuming The Tar Heels Are Also Welcome To Service Sparty
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Lucky Teens Headed To Final Four On Mickey D's Dime
Here's a bit of pre-Final Four happiness. Remember Patrick Thibodeau, the Down Syndrome kid who played, and scored, for his high school basketball team? Well, he'll be at the Final Four and you won't....

Please Refrain From Humping The $1.5 Billion Stadium, Thank You
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Bob Ryan Would Like You To Know That His Face Is Fine, Thanks For Asking
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'Where's The Love?,' Asks Blogger Who Broke Green Death Email Story
Call this the story of how a Boston blogger broke the "Green Death Crazy Soccer Coach Email" story, yet somehow failed to get any credit for it....

Michael Silver To Josh McDaniels: “You Haven’t Done Dick”
For this week's Deadcast, we brought on Michael Silver from Yahoo Sports (who sounds remarkably like Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) to talk about the Jay Cutler situation. And retractable third arms....

Jay Cutler's First Stop On The "Who Wants Me?" Tour — UFC Fight Night
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Hasheem Thabeet Would Like You To Know He Failed A Drug Test
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Jason Campbell, Ryan Zimmerman Star In "Chillin' N' Mackin'"
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Blake Griffin Shows Off His Extra Long Fingers
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Your Network For Cheerleader Crotch
CBS, proving again that they will leave no angle uncovered in the NCAA Tournament. As Andre the Giant said in Princess Bride, "Hello pretty lady."...

Jose Lima Returns For Another Go Around
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