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The Audacity Of Gulp: President Obama Enjoys A Frosty Beverage At Wizards Game
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Wait, Tim Lincecum Is Making How Much?
Tim Lincecum, last season's Cy Young Award winner, just signed a contract with the Giants for one year at $650,000. Barry Zito chortles, wipes dog poop off shoe with $100 bill....

Chad Gaudin Is The Amish Rifle
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Spike Lee Will Help Out On Double-Teams Whenever He Can
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This Just In: Notre Dame Still On Bubble Despite Several Losses
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Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned
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CC Sabathia Smuggles Small Child Into Spring Training
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To Watch Tonight
What to watch as you turn the tables on your would-be mugger by stabbing him to death like the badass you are ......

We Have To Ask
Suggested questions for Monday's ESPN SportsNation chatters ......

This Man Is An Elite Athlete
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About Last Night
What you missed while taking your best gal out for a night on the town......

Today In Soccer Or: Deadspin Pub Gets A Special-Use Liquor License
It's been quite some time since someone not named KOGOD or Tuffy discussed the soccer-related events of the day, but the fans of the beautiful game have spoken. Here's what's happening this weekend....

The One Where Jamal Anderson Gets Kicked Out Of The Closet Again
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another....

So TV Writers Do Have A Sense of Humor
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The NBA Trade Deadline: Well, That Was Pointless
Amar'e Stoudamire. Shaquille O'Neal. Vince Carter. Nate Robinson. Tracy McGrady. None of them are going anywhere. A lot of lesser names and expiring contracts got shuffled around today, but really... nothing changed....

Bobcats Overcome Confusing Sign To Beat Pacers
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Ashton Kutcher To Ruin Football For An Entire Generation Of Kids
The "actor" will star in a comedy about "a superstar NFL quarterback and a 12-year-old geek who magically trade bodies, then learn valuable lessons about humility and courage." Sigh. [First Cuts]...

Unfortunate Ad Placement: Alex Rodriguez Edition
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This Meeting Of The USC Song Girls Will Come To Order
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Jennifer Has Always Been A Rebel
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