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Frank Beamer Thinks Somebody's Taking A Photo Of Him
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Shopping Reminder: Get Your Chicago Pants Party Tickets Today!
If you're planning on joining AJ Daulerio, live blogger extraordinaire Matt Sussman, myself, and a cast of dozens at the May 23 Deadspin Pants Party in Chicago, you really should get your tickets soon. [Details/Payment]...

Hockey Games Bring Out The Drunk Muppets
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The NHL Trade Deadline Is A Humbling Affair
While the NBA trade deadline brought approximately two actual deals and the MLB trade deadline has been a washout for years, the NHL version is like playing a video game on franchise mode while drunk....

Congratulations, You Are No Longer On This Team
Did someone in the comments really call the NHL Trading Deadline "Hockey Christmas"? Well, someone—not me—feels this day needs to be live blogged, but let's try to keep it non-denominational. Enjoy. [Down Goes Brown]...

Cynthia Rodriguez Seems To Have Her Hands Full
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What Exactly Is Being Measured Here?
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Eddie Hightower Finds The Nexus Of The Universe In Champaign
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This Is Why You Go To Florida For Spring Training
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The Audacity Of Gulp: President Obama Enjoys A Frosty Beverage At Wizards Game
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Wait, Tim Lincecum Is Making How Much?
Tim Lincecum, last season's Cy Young Award winner, just signed a contract with the Giants for one year at $650,000. Barry Zito chortles, wipes dog poop off shoe with $100 bill....

Chad Gaudin Is The Amish Rifle
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Spike Lee Will Help Out On Double-Teams Whenever He Can
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This Just In: Notre Dame Still On Bubble Despite Several Losses
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Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned
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CC Sabathia Smuggles Small Child Into Spring Training
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To Watch Tonight
What to watch as you turn the tables on your would-be mugger by stabbing him to death like the badass you are ......

We Have To Ask
Suggested questions for Monday's ESPN SportsNation chatters ......

This Man Is An Elite Athlete
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About Last Night
What you missed while taking your best gal out for a night on the town......