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Also, Both Are Mostly Seen in Parades Now and Seem Far Less Animated
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The Deadspin Pub Crawls Out of the Holiday Gutter
In which we provide today's convenient excuse to drink alone at 8:30 in the morning....

It's Hard to Ride Off Into the Sunset on the West Coast
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The One With Chris Berman's Holiday Wishes
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"And What Do You Want For Christmas, Little Girl?"
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Happy Birthday, Kige Ramsey
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Do Not Watch Unless You Feel Like Screaming
This is from this past weekend's New Orleans bowl, where Southern Miss receiver DeAndre Brown's leg just...stopped working. Brown is 6-6, 230 pounds of can't-miss NFL prospect. Amazingly, after successful surgery on Sunday night to repair the "clean break", he still might not miss anytime in 2009....

Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas For The Lazy And Insane
Christmas is two days away and you've done zero shopping; nice going, jerk. Fortunately it's not too late to surprise the kids with Inflatable Ben Wallace, the basketball defender aide....

Sweet, Cold Chicago
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Queer Eye For The Snow Guy
This is clearly the best snowman ever built, anywhere; it looks exactly like its subject. I just pray that the guy in the Lofa Tatupu jersey isn't preparing to affix a second carrot....

Former 'Boys Great; Today's Team, Not So Much
Don't let the happy look on the faces of former Cowboys Michael Irvin and Emmitt Smith fool you, last night in Dallas felt more like a funeral than a celebration....

Liverpool and Arsenal Take Center Stage
Rafa Benitez's Scousers of Liverpool are in London this morning for a clash at Emirates Stadium against Arsene Wenger and his Arsenal side that is always up for a big match. The Gunners have wins this season over Manchester United and Chelsea, however they still remain 8 points back of Liverpool who...

Warren Sapp's Birthday: Cake and Cheerleaders
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The One Where Gene Chizik Gets Snow-Jobbed
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Of What Movie Will Hannah Storm's Next SportsCenter Outfit Remind Us?
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A New Meaning For The Term 'NFL Draft'
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Plaxico Is Gonna Need A Bigger Boat!
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Today's Special On The DVD Aisle: Secondhand Lions
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We Call This One 'Tony Romo's Identity Crisis'
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JP Losman Sucking Face
JP Losman was out on the town with a lady friend recently, and the results are predictably hilarious. Point and laugh, after the jump....