The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

Is Papa John A Sincere Kentucky Fan?

There’s Gonna Be A Live Deadcast Party In Nashville And Y’all Are Invited!

10/26/18 1:15PM

A Frank Talk About Jacking It With Your Pals

9/13/18 10:58AM

Let's All Be Really Wrong About The 2018 NFL Season

9/06/18 11:42AM

The Hater's Guide To The College Football Top 25

8/30/18 12:17PM

Please Don’t FaceTime In Public Like A Complete Asshole

8/23/18 12:29PM

There's No Bad Idea Like A Sports Bad Idea

Why Your Team And Pizza Mogul And Claymation Furniture Pitchman And Tech Mogul Suck

8/09/18 12:11PM

Our Night-Blind President

8/02/18 12:09PM

The Passion Of Dr. Narwhals Mating

7/26/18 10:26AM

Finally, Here's The All-Borat Episode

7/19/18 12:56PM

I Still Love You, England

Let's Unplug The NBA Offseason And Plug It Back In

7/04/18 10:48AM

Civility Is For Losers

6/28/18 11:43AM

Let's Speculate Idly About The NBA Draft

6/21/18 11:56AM

The Hater's Guide To The 2018 World Cup

6/14/18 10:51AM

Just How Extremely Over Are The NBA Finals?

6/07/18 11:44AM

The Week That Twitter Wrecked Everyone

5/31/18 10:21AM

Donald Trump Definitely Needs Glasses

In The Future, We Will All Gamble Constantly

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