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And After He Took The Shot, He Beat The Crap Out Of Both Of Them
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From The Desk Of Gary Belsky: Gynecology Edition
Gary Belsky is the EIC of ESPN The Magazine, which you probably know as the strange, unwieldy object wedged into your mailbox every other week. Sometimes, funny things happen at Gary's magazine, and employees tell us about them....

No Autographs, Please. Mr. Hellraiser Has A Plane To Catch
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The Learning Curve: Phinally Philly
This segment is called "The Learning Curve" where you, young blog proprietor, will get a link to your new site on Deadspin. Any and all questions you may have about being a successful blogger will (hopefully) be answered....

This Must Have Looked Awesome On The Jerrytron
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We've Sighted The Elusive Hardcore Jags Fan
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Peyton Appreciates His Receivers & Tight Ends
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The One Where Tim Tebow Gets Cornholed
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another....

Hair Boy and Copper Girl Fight For Airtime Supremacy
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Young College QBs Beleaguered By Crazy Fans With Cell Phones And Internet Access
The nation's paper of record did a terrifying feature about the downside of being a high profile college quarterback and the deadly pitfalls the new media era of Twitter, Facebook, and, ahem, Deadspin....

Hello There, Little Ball
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No, Sir. You May Not Offer Brandon Inge Your Shirt
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O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings!...

The Anti-Favre Debate Is Nothing But A Straw Man
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Men With Telestrators Can't Stop Drawing Dongs
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A Weary Nation Turns to Cornholing for Leisurely Recreation
Occasionally a sport comes along that truly defines its era. Fittingly, as Barack Obama prepares to invade the South with an army of homosexuals who will sodomize every Republican's children and pets, cornholing is suddenly all the rage....

This Pig AIDS Aggression Will Not Stand, Man
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Bears Begin The Season With Five-Yard Penalty
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NASCAR Jesus Would Like To Buy You A Bud
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Ray Allen Has The Eye Of The Tiger
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