And After He Took The Shot, He Beat The Crap Out Of Both Of Them

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If there's one former NFL player I'd avoid at a bar (besides Sean Salisbury),it'd be former Lawrence Taylor. Although he's become a tad cuddlier in his post-NFL career, he still possesses the scary unpredictability of an ex-convict or a baby circus elephant. Yet, these two brave souls sidled up to the former Giants linebacker in Vegas, shared a shot and left unscathed. Thank God they didn't try to put a small child on his back or make him stand on his hind legs.

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Good morning. It's Thursday. Amazingly, more batshittery awaits.