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Texans Blast "No-Class" Fans For Cheering Matt Schaub's Injury

The urge is understandable. The Texans have been losing, and losing ugly, and Matt Schaub has looked awful. And then he's injured, and the id says This means someone else is going to be our quarterback! and the instinct is to cheer that. But usually, human decency or at least basic self-awareness st...

Red Sox Fan Rips Home Run Ball Away From Woman Who Caught It [UPDATE]

We get it, Red Sox fans. You're frustrated about your team's lack of offense thus far in the ALCS. That's no reason to commit a televised mugging....

You Should Get That Checked Out

Boy, you Cardinals fans will take to any medium to tell us what you think. ...

LSU Beats Florida; Some Fans Still Conscious Enough To Celebrate

The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Just A Group Of Hard-Nosed Overachievers

Without characters and storylines, baseball is just a bunch of idiots running around wielding sticks, so of course baseball writers were going to contrive a narrative for a seven-game series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the St. Louis Cardinals that doesn’t really feature a natural one. You co...

Massachusetts Police Seek White Man With Beard And Red Sox Cap

That narrows it down....

The Most Insufferable Things Written About The Cardinals' Win, Ranked

A ranked list:...

Report: Angry Texans Fans Go To Matt Schaub's House To Harass Him [Update]

You're not a nutcase, so I probably don't need to tell you, but: Don't fucking do what these Texans fans reportedly did....

Victor Martinez's shot in the seventh inning was reviewed by the umpires and upheld, as it was determined that the ball would have cleared the yellow line even if these two jabronis didn't try to grab at it. The home run tied the game at four. [@CJZero]...

Update: According to a Rays official, this rumor is false....

New York City Strip Club Says It Won't Show Giants Games Anymore

Breaking: People go to strip clubs to watch football. And at Rick's Cabaret in New York City, the football being played by the winless New York Giants is a total buzzkill. So now there's a new policy at Rick's: No more Giants games on the TVs this season....

Three Guys At Bar Allegedly Stabbed By Two Guys Who Hate The Steelers

A "battle of the bands" at a suburban Pittsburgh bar became the scene of a triple stabbing at the hands of two dudes who allegedly don't care much for the city's sports teams, according to police....

Middle-Aged A's Fan Fights All The Cops Before Getting Tasered

We've seen our share of rowdy and violent sports fans, but this guy right here is something else. ...

"TRUDAT 420" Is The Only Customized Jersey That Matters

Meet the intersecting portion of the "Juggalos/baseball fans" Venn diagram. ...

Shirtless Dolphins Bro Witnesses Capitol Shooting, Bro

Yo, ask me anything. I saw the whole thing, bro....

Flyers Bro Tries To Start Shit In The Bathroom, Gets Shut Down

A heartwarming scene from a Wells Fargo Center restroom. A man in a Flyers cap and Bruins shirt attempts to use a urinal, but is accosted by guy in a "Pizza Hut shirt" who clearly wants this to turn into a Thing. Every other person in the room immediately turns on Pizza Hut guy, telling him to chill...

Indians Fans Wear Redface

Here's three Cleveland fans painted to look like Chief Wahoo, and TBS kept cutting to them....