Fire Joe Morgan Reunion

Goodbye, cruel internet. Again.

Hi everyone! Did you guys say you wanted us to write another thing about Derek Jeter? Okay! Your funeral!!!

Sure, we don't know our football all that well. But that's actually part of the reason we feel pretty justified…

(via JayBusbee)

One of our favorite gambits here at FJM is the old "use the exception that proves the rule to yell at someone for…

Steroids steroids steroids, you crazy son of a bitch. What have you gone and done now? You've made Gene…

This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your…

What would an FJM reunion be without the mocking of an ancient, stat-hating, online weblog writer who insists that…

(GolfTippin via Shane Bacon)

He's good at what he does (for Jeter, it's baseball; for Jesus, it's healing the sick or whatever). People love him.…

"In the Boston cookbook, most of its tasty concoctions based on defensive ingredients, Kessel is viewed as that…

Earlier this summer, as you already know, pop culture icons Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day…

Let's get one thing straight: I'm not going to break any new ground here. I'm not going to teach you anything new…

Awwww shit, y'all – get out your slide rules and hide your daughters, because the bad boys of the internet are back!…

Because we are. Yes, dear angry readers, tomorrow is the day you've all been waiting for: Fire Joe Morgan, in all of…

This week's Deadcast guest is the guy who RUINED Deadspin, your editor AJ Daulerio. (Listen here, iTunes here.) And…