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Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest

The 37-year-old Phillies left fielder, who's having a remarkable Ted Williams-like season, has discovered his success will bring out the skeptics and the awful PED rumor-mongering. He addressed those non-believers who question his body's legitimacy....

Mets Fan Swallowed By Citi Field Toilet

Oh, Mets fans! It feels like the whole world is out to get you, but honestly, you're kinda asking for it. When one of you goes diving into a baseball stadium toilet after a gold tooth and gets stuck ... we're all a little embarrassed for you....

Citi Field Streaking Jabroni Faces Stiff Consequences

38-year-old Craig Coakley made a bet with his boss that he'd streak across Citi Field with a stuffed monkey jockstrap. He succeeded! Now he's never allowed back to Citi Field again....

So For Those Of You Who Want To See Citi Field's First Streaker...

An Action-Packed Evening In Philadelphia With Exploding Faces And Slippery Chases

Cole Hamels finally gets a win. Werth hits a homer that smacks a lady in the face. A kid ran onto the field. At the end of it all — still first place. [The700Level]...

Mr. Magary Anxiously Awaits The Arrival Of Brett Favre To His Beloved Vikings

Isn't it great when a player you always rooted for and admired joins your favorite team? Your love of sports is emboldened. This is not one of those instances. [KSK]...

And Here We Go Again....Brett Favre-To-Vikings Rumors Get Werder-Ized

Last year's Summer Of Favre hijacked the sports media universe, and this year is shaping up to be more of the same, possibly worse: Yes, Brett Favre is talking to the Vikings....

And The Fun Starts Tonight

Mets fans, welcome back to Citizens Bank Park. Tonight is the first game of our meaningless little rivalry that seems to bring out the free-swingers in all of us. First up, El Gonzo, from Philly.com...

Citi Field Security Cracks Down On Sprawling Negativity

Apparently the Citi Field security goons are over-sensitive this year. Two times last week they took away signs from fans. First was the K's controversy. Then there's this incident....

Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: Faith And Fear In Flushing

Sigh. Here we go. "Faith And Fear In Flushing: An Intense Personal History Of The New York Mets" is not a book I'd promote on this site unless it was really, really good....

It's Back To Reality

So Brett Myers did his usual opening day routine to sour the flag-hoisting ceremony at CBP. On a positive note, it took 20 minutes before the first boo. Still champions. [Philly.com]...

This Is Why You Will Always Be Horrible, You Bastard Mets

Phillies fan works St. John's/Georgetown game on Sunday is asked to take his Fightins' jacket off. Does he do it? No! He leaves Citi Field instead. Brilliant. [The 700 Level]...

Jose Reyes Can Speak English Just Fine When Agitated

Good Things About Houston: Geoff Geary (And His Fiancée) Probably Won't Get Assaulted

Geoff Geary was (briefly) a serviceable bullpen arm for the Phillies, but the poor guy's confidence just went to shit. Luckily, The Fightins traded him for Brad Lidge and the rest is World Fucking History....

Pat Burrell's Vaunted Bat May Actually Be Made Of Maple, Porn Star Says

No idea who Sophia Rossi is, but she's apparently slept with a lot of people. Like Tommy Lee, for instance. Oh, and ex-Phillie (sniffle) Pat Burrell, who she wasn't too impressed with....

Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public

The Philadelphia Phillies' ace and his wife, former"Survivor" temptress, Heidi Strobel, have decided to use their good fortune and popularity to add the latest Hollywood accessory to their young family: AIDS orphans....

Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment

"The only thing that I know is he will be watched every time he faces us. Hopefully we kill him, and then he'll have to deal with the situation." [NYDN]...

Princess The Camel, NFL Soothsayer, Picks The Giants

Unlike Nazi Shark, she's picked 14 of the last 17 games correctly, according to her weirdo handler. Fuck you, Camel. [Philly.com]...

J.C. Romero Situation Gives Deputized Met Fan Reason To Complain

Yes, recently suspended pitcher J.C. Romero did work in (and win) two World Series games this year. Once again, Dan, strident Mets fan, has emailed in his thoughts....

J.C. Romero Rises Up For [Dumb] Puerto Ricans Everywhere

This proves that J.C. Romero's hyper-excitement on the mound is not something manufactured just for his relief appearances....