Pat Burrell's Vaunted Bat May Actually Be Made Of Maple, Porn Star Says
No idea who Sophia Rossi is, but she's apparently slept with a lot of people. Like Tommy Lee, for instance. Oh, and ex-Phillie (sniffle) Pat Burrell, who she wasn't too impressed with.
Rossi popped on the Howard Stern this morning to mostly talk about banging people, since that is her area of expertise. Once she started rattling off her long list of non-work-related conquests, Burrell's name came up and she summed up their experience this way: "He was immature."
Now, it's not entirely clear what Rossi meant by that statement — he made fart noises in his armpits during intercourse? he lacks the ability to grow facial hair? — but in this context she seems to imply that Pat's reputation as a fire-snorting sex stallion might be a tad overblown.
Then again, we've all heard stories about Burrell's sexual maturity before("Mind if I take care of business?").
Perhaps he was just having an off night. Happens to everyone.
Porn Star: Pat Burell Was "Immature" [Philly Burbs]
What Prediction Markets Are Telling Us About NFL 2026 MVP
The Sacramento Kings Need to Blow It Up Before It's Too Late
Ben Askren Didn't Win the Match—But He Won the Weekend
- France vs. England Best Bets: Three Picks for the World Cup Third-Place Match
- Dodgers vs. Yankees Friday July 17 Best Betting Picks and Props
- July 17 White Sox vs. Blue Jays Prediction, Odds and Best Bets
- Three MLB Futures Bets to Make After the All-Star Break
- Three Heisman Trophy Sleepers Worth Betting Before the 2026 Season
- England vs. Argentina Best Bets: Three Picks for the World Cup Semifinal
- MLB All-Star Game Best Bets: Picks, Odds and Predictions for AL vs. NL

