The Inventory

Sports News Without Access, Favor, Or Discretion

6/29/19

3:00 PM

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Sweden Snaps 24-Year Losing Streak Against Germany With 2-1 Victory

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6/22/19

3:31 PM

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Lisa Byington And Cat Whitehill Bust Out Lazy Tropes About African Teams For Their Germany-Nigeria Commentary

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6/13/19

2:25 PM

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What Do Germany Have To Do To Get Anyone At Home To Pay Attention?

Luisa Rollenhagen

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6/5/19

3:49 PM

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This Isn't The Best Germany Ever, But They Can Still Beat Anyone

Luis Paez-Pumar

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4/4/19

2:21 PM

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Germany's Small But Devoted Group Of Knicks Fans Has Plenty Of Takes And Hates James Dolan

Steven Perlberg

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2/5/19

6:01 PM

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Christian Pulisic Finally Played And Scored The Type Of Goal That Made Him Worth $73 Million

Luis Paez-Pumar

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1/16/19

5:46 PM

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Woman Who Coaches Men's Soccer Team Responds To Sexist Question: "I Pick My Team On Dick Length"

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12/5/18

1:06 PM

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The Great Outdoors12/5/18

The Great Outdoors12/5/18

An American Surfer Goes Rogue To Claim The Baltic Sea's "Last Wave"

Jessica Camille Aguirre

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10/24/18

3:43 PM

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German Soccer Player Bites Off (And Maybe Eats?) Chunk Of Opponent's Nose

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7/23/18

3:02 PM

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Bayern Munich President Brutally And Inexplicably Owns Mesut Özil

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7/22/18

6:42 PM

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Mesut Özil Quits International Soccer In Letter Decrying Racism And Unfair Double Standards

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6/27/18

3:24 PM

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South Korea's Performance Is Why The World Cup Exists

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6/27/18

1:31 PM

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Fraud-Ass Mexico Dodged A Bullet Today

Patrick Redford

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6/27/18

12:58 PM

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South Korea Killed Germany And Tossed The Dead Body Out Of The World Cup

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6/25/18

9:57 AM

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Toni Kroos's Last-Second Goal Looks Even More Incredible From This Alternate Angle

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6/23/18

3:58 PM

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Toni Kroos Saves Germany's World Cup With Insane Last-Second Golazo

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6/18/18

11:27 AM

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Chicharito Earned Those Tears

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6/17/18

1:52 PM

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Mexico Upset Defending Champs In Germany's First World Cup Opener Loss Since 1982

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6/16/18

4:09 PM

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Germany Aren't Very German, But They Are Still Amazing Anyway

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2/23/18

10:02 AM

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Olympics2/23/18

Canada Loses In Hockey Again

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