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Matt Leinart Nurses Ailing Shoulder with Glute Pinching Exercises
Rumors are swirling about Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart's ailing shoulder, and whether or not said shoulder should be put under such duress as it must have been while allegedly throwing Britney Spears all over the place last weekend and playing Redbirds Grabass with many an ususpecti...
Leftovers: Vince Young's Wonderlic Test is a Huge Problem
•Vince Young wins Offensive Rookie of the Year. Reggie Bush's family seeks donations for the loss. [Tennessean] •One of first SI black swimsuit models goes all chocolate thunder at Complex. [Complex] •Verus network adds BULLRIDING to its stable of not-so-watched sporting events. [NYBusiness] •Pat...
To Watch Tonight
What to watch as you discover that your refrigerator is filled with nothing but spicy mustard ... • College football: Allstate Sugar Bowl, Notre Dame vs. LSU, at New Orleans. Just pop the Fighting Irish into a boiling pot for seven minutes, add cayenne, bay leaves and celery, season to taste with to...
Blogdome: That's Not Poopy on His Lip
• A q-and-a with Tony Dungy courtesy of those vagina-tooting geniuses at the KSK. [KSK] • Another vote for Megan, so sayeth With Leather. [WithLeather] • Notre Dame is a "hot, slutty cheerleader". I always suspected Notre Dame was more like Kathryn Gemme, but maybe that's just me. [NBX] • Mr. Poo...
A Deadspin Special Report: Another Vixen Thrown Into the Mix
So, progress has been limited thus far. I've put in the call to both Justine Gilman and Lori Nelson (advisor and "coach", respectively) of the fabled Song Girls but I am not expecting a message return. However, the man answering the phones at the USC advisory office did say he was not aware of th...
Giants v. Eagles: Indulge Me
Once again Philadelphia and New York's respective media communities are doing their best spur the rivalry between the Philadelphia Eagles and the New York Giants before their Wild Card game on Sunday. You can find the usual round of jibber jabber: Brandon Short astutely stating that Philadelphia's f...
Now Boarding The Arizona Cardinals Plane ... Pete Carroll?
Our fearless leader Will Leitch is on vacation for one more day, which means that we can speculate rampantly on the next Arizona Cardinals head coach without fear of nail gun puncture wounds. May we say right at the outset, Steve Mariucci? Ha, that felt good....
Oldest Living Red Sox Fan Dies from Being Oldest Living Red Sox Fan
The accompanying photo you find here is of then 110-year-old Red Sox fan Kathryn Gemme doing her best to investigate the World Series trophy after the Sox won in '04 to determine whether it's actually the trophy. Or the bathroom. Or the dishwashing machine. Or President Taft....
We Have To Ask
Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ... • Noon. NBA with David Thorpe: Is it true they're going back to the synthetic balls again, just to screw with Kevin Garnett? • 1 p.m. Tennis with Peter Bodo: Yeah right, we know it's really Maria Sharapova. Can you bring her out now? • 3...
K-Fed Will Totally Kick Your Ass, Bitches
When our chimp-like ancestors first descended from the trees and began walking upright about 6 million years ago, little did they know that it would lead to this. You should have warned us, Charles Darwin. Damn you to hell!...
A Deadspin Special Report: USC Song Girl Buttocks Investigation
Plenty of emails have been coming in about the identity of the unfortunate USC lassie whose buoyant caboose was briefly revealed during the Rose Bowl game Monday, then subsequently YouTube-d and jpg-ed all over the world for the oggling, cubicled masses. So far, resident Deadspin commenter Jesse Jam...
And Nick Saban is....Heading to Tuscaloosa
Miami Dolphins head coach Nick Saban has decided to walk away from the pro game and head to the University of Alabama . Saban, who was offered somewhere in the ballpark of a 25 year, $98 kajillion deal from the Crimson Tide, will no longer be part of the Miami Dolphins rejuvenation program....
NBA Roundup: AI's Got Nothin But Love For Ya
Notes on Tuesday's games in the National Basketball Association ......
About Last Night
What you missed while coming to terms with the idea of the Chiefs in the playoffs ... • Orange Bowl: Because they have a slightly angrier helmet logo than the Arizona Cardinals, Louisville ends season with a win. • NBA: Mavericks forget how to lose, win 11th straight. Also they've misplaced their so...
Good Morning: Hold Everything You Love...Deadspin Returns to the Super Bowl
Greetings, Spinheads. Today's our final day together, and before we break out the huffing supplies and begin a rousing game of alligator fuckhouse, I have a quick announcement: I'd like to let all parties in the Miami area know that I've once again been permitted to display my on-the-scene reporting...
Every Bowl Game Will Most Likely Be a Letdown From Here on Out
Tonight's Orange Bowl game between the Louisville Cardinals and the Wake Forest Demon Deacons starts at 8 p.m., so consider this the post to keep comments lit up . Or I could just put up another Darrent Williams post and let people scream and yell all over that as they did last night. Considering la...
Leftovers: Steppin' to the A.M.
•ESPN 2 unveils a new column that pretty much does what the Daily Quickie did. More proof that the Page 2 higher-ups hate the Jews. Pretty colors though. Is that Viagra blue? [The AM Jump] •Gonna lose your mind in Detroit. Stab city. [ESPN] •Travis Taylor begins his 2007 free agency by....getting ar...
To Watch Tonight
What to watch as your world crumbles around you ... • College football: FedEx Orange Bowl, Louisville vs. Wake Forest, at Miami. The one you've been waiting for. We mean the FedEx part, not the Orange Bowl. [Fox] • College basketball: Temple at Duke [ESPN2]; Indiana at Ohio State. Can anyone stop th...
Dead Schembechlers: Classy or Pussies?
From their website: The Dead Schembechlers will now be know as...The Bastard Sons of Woody!!! The name change comes on the heels of the death of original band namesake Bo Schembechler and to acknowledge the fact that the group members are direct genetic descendents of Woody Hayes himself. "We were a...
Blogdome: Fasano Rides Are Free
•One can only imagine what kind of injuries would be suffered if a Wii version of the Sean Salisbury 08 were ever released. [InsideStl] •Return of the Whip! [ScrapplePlusIggs] •Sal Fasano should be the Person of the Year in every city [PhiladelphiaWillDo] •Sportsbook.com gifts its customers with win...