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"Marlins Will Soar" Is The Only Anthem The Miami Marlins Will Ever Need, Or Deserve
When you follow a perennially shitty team like the Miami Marlins, change can feel both sudden and incremental. The single games or plays that torpedoed one season or another in variously spectacular fashion vanish from the memory, if only because there was never anything meaningful to lose in the fi...
Sleazy Dirtbag Jeffrey Loria Sued By Miami-Dade County Over Marlins Sale Profits
True scumbag Jeffrey Loria treated the good people of Miami to one final insult on his way out of town, using tricky accounting to avoid paying Miami-Dade County an agreed-upon share of the profits from his sale of the team. Now it appears Miami-Dade is suing his sorry ass. From a Miami Herald repor...
Report: Jeffrey Loria Takes One Last Dump On Miami
Former Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria, who seemingly did everything in his power to cripple the city of Miami when he managed to scam the city into spending billions of dollars to build him a new baseball stadium, has found yet another way to be a disgusting rich person....
Derek Jeter Has The Keys To The Marlins. Now What?
Wednesday afternoon, MLB owners unanimously approved the sale of the Miami Marlins to Derek Jeter and Bruce Sherman, setting up the $1.2 billion sale to close on Monday, after the conclusion of the regular season. This is Rob Manfred’s wet dream, and the rest of us are just living it....
Jeffrey Loria Uses A Flip Phone
Jeffrey Loria, who is extremely rich in part because of his ability to fleece the taxpayers of Miami in ruthless ways, is also a big fan of flip phones....
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Report: Marlins Attempting To Seize Property From Former Season-Ticket Holder

Report: Marlins Attempting To Seize Property From Former Season-Ticket Holder

Mon Jul 10 2017
A Comically Low Number Of People Went To The Marlins Game Yesterday

A Comically Low Number Of People Went To The Marlins Game Yesterday

Thu Jun 01 2017
Do Jeb And Jeets Have Enough Money To Buy The Marlins?

Do Jeb And Jeets Have Enough Money To Buy The Marlins?

Wed Apr 26 2017
Jeffrey Loria Explains Why He Could Be Ambassador To France

Jeffrey Loria Explains Why He Could Be Ambassador To France

Thu Apr 13 2017
Report: Trump Signed Off On Jeffrey Loria As Ambassador To France  

Report: Trump Signed Off On Jeffrey Loria As Ambassador To France  

Thu Feb 16 2017
Reports: Disgusting Rich Person Jeffrey Loria Is Close To Selling The Marlins

Reports: Disgusting Rich Person Jeffrey Loria Is Close To Selling The Marlins

Thu Feb 09 2017
Jeffrey Loria Is Having A Bad Day

Jeffrey Loria Is Having A Bad Day

Tue Dec 13 2016
Miami Marlins Sue Season Ticket Holders, Continue To Be The Worst

Miami Marlins Sue Season Ticket Holders, Continue To Be The Worst

Tue May 24 2016
Someone Appears To Be Trying To Hoax The Marlins President Out Of His Job

Someone Appears To Be Trying To Hoax The Marlins President Out Of His Job

Thu Sep 03 2015
Marlins Event Charges $100 To Hang Out With Players, Who Never Show

Marlins Event Charges $100 To Hang Out With Players, Who Never Show

Sat May 23 2015
Giancarlo Stanton Ruining Baseballs Almost Makes Up For Jeffrey Loria

Giancarlo Stanton Ruining Baseballs Almost Makes Up For Jeffrey Loria

Wed May 20 2015
This Post Exists So You Can Make Funny Fish Jokes

This Post Exists So You Can Make Funny Fish Jokes

Mon May 18 2015
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