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The Perfect Encapsulation Of The Media's Midweek Super Bowl Coverage, In One SportsCenter Screencap

Yesterday, John and Jim Harbaugh—brothers, dontcha know—held a joint press conference in New Orleans. ESPN apparently recorded it, reviewed it, broke it down, and came away with the above stats. Extrapolated to their logical conclusion, those stats mean...literally nothing, except that ESPN is as committed as ever to…