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The week in random sports news: Mbappe could be gone, the Bears, well, are the Bears and what were the Yankees thinking?In the end, the Chicago Bears screwed up what could have been something historic. Last week they managed to be the first team to lose while winning the turnover battle by three and holding the ball for 40 minutes. They had the chance to do it two weeks in a row and live forever. Instead, they’re jus...

Who else but the Yankees would release a statement about Henry Kissinger dying?There is probably a long treatise on how a crumbling empire of a baseball team wants to honor Henry Kissinger, the architect of American exceptionalism being an excuse to do whatever that country wants around the world that only led to this crumbling empire, but quite frankly I’m too tired and incap...

Ancient War Goblin Henry Kissinger Defends Olympics In <i>Los Angeles Times</i>Every global-scale sporting event exists in a strange standoff with itself. On one side is the inevitable bloat and graft and soul-deep cynicism that animates every such event—the neighborhoods flattened or surveilled or otherwise punished for sitting where a stadium is supposed to be, the bribery a...

Which Was Longer: James Harden's Staredown Or Tom Brady's Kiss With His Son?

Everyone had a hearty chuckle (or gasped in horror) as James Harden extracted Wesley Johnson’s soul with a crossover last night, but The Outline’s Jeremy Gordon had an offhand joke that made us think. He said Harden’s staredown of Johnson was longer than Tom Brady’s definitely normal lips-on-lips ki...

Track Athlete Blamed "Frequent And Passionate" Kissing For Failed Drug Test

In June, an independent arbitrator cleared U.S. track athlete Gil Roberts of wrongdoing after he tested positive for a banned substance in March, though few details of the case were made public. Now, thankfully, the USADA has released the report in all its glory for our collective enjoyment and know...

Ahh, It's Beautiful

David West’s passionate moment with Tristan Thompson touched us all....

Lucky Fan Gets A Smooch From Chase d'Arnaud

Chase d’Arnaud went running towards the bleachers looking for a foul ball, but instead he found someone to peck on the cheek. Aww!...

Andrea Pirlo Attends NYCFC-Red Bulls Match, Is Enjoying Himself

Sex bomb Andrea Pirlo is rumored to be signing soon to play in MLS with NYCFC, and the Italian heartthrob showed up at Yankee Stadium today to watch his new side take on their crosstown rivals. We’re not totally sure this GIF is safe for work. ...

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Angry Soccer Guy Gets All In Another Soccer Guy's Face, Gets Kissed

It's always funny when athletes go head-to-head in anger, shouting at each other with their lips mere inches apart. You always watch to see if their mouths touch. Well, one soccer dude removed all the ambiguity from this tête-à-tête when he blatantly smooched his opponent right on the mouth. How cut...

by Billy Haisley|

|Thu Sep 29 2016

This Is A Picture Of Four Vladimir Putins Kissing Each Other

Dayum....

by Tom Ley|

|Fri Mar 07 2014

An accident, not a protest: Female Russian sprinters say they just happened to brush lips while celebrating a relay win at the world championships....

by Dom Cosentino|

|Tue Aug 20 2013

C'Mere and Give Big Mama a Kiss

Head on over to Roopstigo and check out Adam Kurland's documentary on Morganna The Kissing Bandit. ...

by Alex Belth|

|Thu Jun 20 2013

Have 17 minutes to watch a short documentary on Morganna the Kissing Bandit, the top-heavy exotic dancer who spent three decades interrupting baseball games with kiss-and-runs? Sure you do. [Roopstigo]...

by Barry Petchesky|

|Fri May 17 2013

POTUS And FLOTUS Showed Some PDA To Team USA

President Obama brought the family to watch Team USA's exhibition against Brazil, one that ended up being a lot more interesting than expected as the American squad found itself in an early hole only to pull out an 80-69 victory....

by Timothy Burke|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

The Vancouver Canucks Scored! Let Me Snake-Lick Your Face!

Your morning roundup for Dec. 20, the day we learned that some pens are immortal. Video via C. Swens. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors....

by Dylan Murphy|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Sepp Blatter's "Council of Wisdom" May Include...Placido Domingo?

Previously in our Sepp Blatter is a loathsome historical figure series, we likened the Swiss dictator of FIFA to a wicked American president and a murderous Chilean general. But where does one go with the news that Blatter now wants a Spanish opera star to help him clean up corruption in FIFA? This ...

by Luke O'Brien|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Chile To Investigate Pablo Neruda's Death; FIFA-Adviser Henry Kissinger To Investigate His Navel

A judge in Chile just ordered an investigation into the mysterious death of poet Pablo Neruda, who supposedly succumbed to prostate cancer 12 days after a Henry Kissinger-backed right wing coup installed a hideous dictator who brutalized and slaughtered his own people for years. The circumstances su...

by Luke O'Brien|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

War Criminal To Advise FIFA On Compliance

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, newly re-installed FIFA dictator Sepp Blatter has announced that that avatar of moral probity, Henry Kissinger, will advise FIFA's new corporate governance and compliance body from his seat on a "committee of wise persons."...

by Luke O'Brien|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Were The Alleged Kissing Ladies At The Nebraska/TCU Game Trying To Send The World A Message?

Nebraska's basketball beat TCU 70-56 yesterday [ESPN]. Afterwards, there was some rough-housing in the TCU locker room [Star-Telegram]. Both irrelevant. What's relevant is an email from tipster Quinn that arrived at 7:43 p.m. yesterday....

by Brian Hickey|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

Do The Baltimore Ravens Hate Lesbians?

True love comes in many forms. Like the Mayflower moving company's amour for Robert Irsay one March night in 1984 when he packed up the Colts and moved to Indiana....

by Brian Hickey|

|Mon Jun 17 2013

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