Which Was Longer: James Harden's Staredown Or Tom Brady's Kiss With His Son?

Everyone had a hearty chuckle (or gasped in horror) as James Harden extracted Wesley Johnson’s soul with a crossover last night, but The Outline’s Jeremy Gordon had an offhand joke that made us think. He said Harden’s staredown of Johnson was longer than Tom Brady’s definitely normal lips-on-lips kiss with his son. But was it really?

Not a bad guess, Jeremy. To find out the truth, Deadspin’s own Timothy Burke went to the video replay and determined that Brady’s smooch was longer by .07 seconds. Watch for yourself:

Neat.