Today, we’re talking about pistachios, cults, Costco, crying, and more.

Who would do this? And why? Drew Magary would, was the thing, and was gonna, and I’d rather die than let his rankings…

Today is my last day at Deadspin after seven years of forcing you to watch dumb shit I saw on TV. To commemorate my…

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There’s not much happening besides baseball right now, but that’s okay. It’s a great sport because every single pitch…

It’s springtime. Tender bright green shoots of grass are poking through the dead winter earth, squinting people are…

Opening Day begins in less than one hour, and we have been blessed with 30 team marketing slogans and emojis to…

Clearly the End is nigh. With that in mind, and while tooling around with the NUKEMAP, the Deadspin staff discussed…

Lots of actors get paid “big money” to play badasses in Hollywood movies. How many of these actors are actually…

For some people, the Olympics are about athleticism, national pride, the drama of the human spirit, and all that jazz.…

My friend Danny always says that the Olympics is a great opportunity to reflect upon how we have grown or regressed…

The past was awful. It was a time of choleric ignoramuses flopping around in their own shit and killing each other for…

Inspired by our friends at Vice Sports, we wanted to write paeans to our favorite sports-adjacent tweets. These are not…

I have three kids. They don’t fucking listen. One day, God as my witness, they will listen. They will stop, turn…

Hey, Father’s Day is on Sunday! Wait, you are saying, suddenly even more sweaty, confused, and anachronistic than usual—…

Yesterday, a New York City man accidentally dropped his keys through a sidewalk subway grate, then fell to the bottom…

The Simpsons has been a lousy, vaguely depressing hood ornament for FOX for far longer, by now, than it ever was a good…

Many people like to rank things. Many people think that the correct way to present a ranked list is to organize the…

Cat puns are the highest form of humor. Now that Hallmark Channel has unveiled the roster for this year's Kitten Bowl,…

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