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Don't look now, but Saquon Barkley could be turning into David JohnsonJust 3.6 yards per carry (career-low), 3.1 receptions per game, and on pace to record the fewest touchdowns per game of his career....

The '72 Dolphins Are Still The Worst, Will Visit The White HouseGoddammit. Football season hasn't even started yet, and the '72 Dolphins have already found a way to weasel their way into the news cycle. The NFL's most insufferable group of old dudes will be visiting the White House next Tuesday so that their undefeated season can be honored. ...

The Packers Are 9-0, And The 1972 Dolphins Are Already Insufferable About ItThe Dolphins, the only perfect team in NFL history, famously breaks out the champagne toast when the last undefeated team loses their first game. This would not happen if reporters didn't flock to Mercury Morris's house every time the last undefeated team loses, but c'est les médias....

Mercury Morris Was Quite the Thespian