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Deadspin Up All Night: I Will Surely Come In Last

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Remember how David Beckham’s attempts to own an MLS team in Miami finally seemed poised to succeed after years of failures? The ownership group got all shaken up at the last minute, again....

Deadspin Up All Night: May Your Days Be Merry And Bright

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Deadspin Up All Night: It Won't Let Go

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Deadspin Up All Night: Lashing Out The Action

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. This week I learned that Metallica didn’t always suck....

Deadspin Up All Night: Linus And Lucy

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Deadspin Up All Night: I'm Not New To This

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Ohio State blog Eleven Warriors bet against Clay Travis’s college football picks, excluding Buckeyes games, for the entire season and made a 14 percent profit. Add it to the mountain of evidence that Clay Travis knows nothing and talks out of his ass. [Eleven Warriors]...

Deadspin Up All Night: Said Something Cruel

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Deadspin Up All Night: How Deep Is Your Love?

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Norwegian Cup Winner Fucks Trophy

Lillestrøm won the Norwegian Football Cup yesterday, with a 3-2 victory over Sarpsborg, and defender Aleksander Melgalvis celebrated very enthusiastically—by taking all his clothes off onstage and then placing his dick inside the trophy, so as to keep things modest. ...

Deadspin Up All Night: Maybe We'll Be Butterflies

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Deadspin Up All Night: Dependent, Undisciplined, And Sleeping Late

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Deadspin Up All Night: You've Got Garlic In Your Soul

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Deadspin Up All Night: Neither Can You

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Jimbo Fisher Job Watch: Christmas Tree Trashed

Update (1:25 p.m. ET): Wayne McGahee III, who reported on Jimbo Fisher’s Christmas tree, is now reporting that Fisher has accepted the job at Texas A&M. Wayne knew....

Deadspin Up All Night: Smile Through The Shit

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Deadspin Staffers, In The Order They Finally Got To Work The Morning After The Deadspin Awards

Last night was the Deadspin Awards. It was fun! A lot of fun. Maybe too much fun for a Tuesday. This morning, I have been keeping a running list of when the writers and editors of this site first demonstrated that they survived the open bar and post-show karaoke. It’s been pretty grim....

Deadspin Up All Night: Long Live The Party

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Deadspin Up All Night: Went To The Club

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