Deadspin Staffers, In The Order They Finally Got To Work The Morning After The Deadspin Awards

Last night was the Deadspin Awards. It was fun! A lot of fun. Maybe too much fun for a Tuesday. This morning, I have been keeping a running list of when the writers and editors of this site first demonstrated that they survived the open bar and post-show karaoke. It’s been pretty grim.

Here’s the order, starting with the first person to get online this morning. The time frame stretches from 6 a.m. until whenever Marchman finally shows up.

Albert

McQuade

Drew

Barry

Dom

Diana

Lauren

McKenna

Hannah

Dvora

Nick

Eric

Ley

Dennis

Lindsey

Burke

Roth

Maddy

Samer

Giri

Redford

Billy

Laura Wagner

Marchman

[Update, 10:58 a.m.: Marchman is alive. He claims he has “been around for a while, I’ve just been mainly intensely focused on the .”]

You can watch the entire show here, but enjoy some highlights from the Deadspin Awards, including awards presented by Daniel Radcliffe and Michael Schur:

A mid-show interview with host Drew Magary, conducted by Ken Rosenthal:

And a song about Deadspin written and performed by James Dolan. What the hell.