Good Lord: What's the deal with women lifting their tops at sporting events all of the sudden? First it was the…

He Sold Me: How would you like to own an XFL championship ring? Forget it. Your money is not extreme enough. [Total…

• Foolish: Andrew Bynum also did very well in the playmate hula hoop competition. Man, why don't I ever get to go to…

• Jose Lima would never hurt you like that: The Long Beach Armada has won a $250,000 lawsuit against Jose Canseco.…

• Julian Tavarez sobers up, apologizes to the fat Nationals sleeping in his bed: "I want to apologize for the…

• Maybe they're just good friends: Please be just good friends? [The Big Lead]

• Bing bong: Anna K rang the bell at the New York Stock Exchange yesterday. So that's where all my money went. [Bob's…

• Perfect for mobile recruiting violations: Presenting the Vol Camino. It's for sale too! Runs great, but not on…

• Don't you feel safe?: Fear not, citizens of Dubai. None of your ice sport endeavors will escape the reassuring…

• And many more: A birthday tribute to human highlight reel Shawn Bradley. Yes, the reel is of other players'…

• Twhat?: I don't know why we were looking to the news media for updates on Jim Calhoun's health, when we could have…

• Show us your John Vanbiesbroucks!: Well. Oh my. Maybe she just had open heart surgery and wanted to show off her…

• Do you think he uses "8-Minute Abs"?: Wow, that is some serious cleavage. I guess the girl has nice boobs too. [Spo…

• Recession proof?: Did Reggie Bush and his girlfriend toss cash around in a club—and brag to tabloids about it—then…

• The ACC final was pretty dull: Duke's greatest champion catches some z's at the airport. Hey, that counts as a…

• We miss you, Mr. Bowden: Nationals' blogger is already longing for the days when Jim Bowden made life interesting.…

• [Expletive Deleted]: Speaking of one shining moment, will one of these coaches have one shining profanity-laced…

• It comes in smooth and chunky: Jerome Bettis now has his own premium tequila. It's the perfect shot for drunk…

• Do I need a slide rule for this?: I was just thinking that the real problem with the NFL's QB rating is not enough…

• Pop that sweatshirt: Sir, would you kindly return to your seat? I don't believe the Ohio Valley Champions need any…