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• Bing bong: Anna K rang the bell at the New York Stock Exchange yesterday. So that's where all my money went. [Bob's…
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• Do you think he uses "8-Minute Abs"?: Wow, that is some serious cleavage. I guess the girl has nice boobs too. [Spo…
• We miss you, Mr. Bowden: Nationals' blogger is already longing for the days when Jim Bowden made life interesting.…
• [Expletive Deleted]: Speaking of one shining moment, will one of these coaches have one shining profanity-laced…
• Do I need a slide rule for this?: I was just thinking that the real problem with the NFL's QB rating is not enough…