Hockey Sheik Is Watching You

• Don't you feel safe?: Fear not, citizens of Dubai. None of your ice sport endeavors will escape the reassuring gaze of your mighty protector. (Seriously, don't try anything.) [ Orland Kurtenblog]

• The Boomin' System: Be glad you don't live on Alfonso Soriano's street. [ Home Run Derby]

• Ice ice baby: Cowboy and Packer fans share a tender moment on the highway between Phoenix and LA. There were no survivors. [ No Joshin']

• The loser now will be later to win: Sports talk radio guys will argue about the sun coming up if it will fill 30 minutes of airtime. [ Me Gusta!]

• What did they do to deserve Antoine Walker?: Cedric Maxwell thinks that Len Bias was God's punishment to the Celtics because Red Auerbach wasn't nice to Gerald Henderson. Makes sense to me. [ kenneth in the (212)]