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3/12/19

10:55 AM

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The Fights3/12/19

The Fights3/12/19

Where Drag Queens Drop From The Rafters

Story by Alison Fensterstock, photos by Tod Seelie

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9/7/18

5:31 PM

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Life's Rich Pageant9/7/18

Life's Rich Pageant9/7/18

If You Don't Want To Watch A Man Shoot Out A Turd Into A Toilet From Way Downtown, Here's A Summary

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6/7/18

11:39 PM

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Champion Capitals Salute Fans, Especially The One Flashing Them Next To The Glass [NSFW]

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4/30/18

3:21 PM

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The Fights4/30/18

The Fights4/30/18

MMA Fighter Takes Knee To The Face, Suffers Extremely Gnarly Head Wound

Patrick Redford

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2/19/18

12:41 AM

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Olympics2/19/18

Olympics2/19/18

Ice Dancing Favorite After NSFW Wardrobe Malfunction: "It Was Pretty Distracting"

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2/11/18

9:21 AM

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CNBC Airs Stoppage-Time Dong [NSFW]

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10/3/17

12:01 PM

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Crowd Goes Wild For Runner's Dick And Balls [NSFW]

Patrick Redford

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9/16/17

4:18 PM

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College Football9/16/17

College Football9/16/17

ESPN Is Just Out Here Airing Old-Timey Notre Dame Dong [NSFW?]

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7/6/17

2:06 PM

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Brazilian Soccer Club Rocked By Locker-Room Double Handjob Video Scandal [NSFW]

Patrick Redford

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1/26/17

10:52 AM

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Basketball Player's Eye Pops Out Of Socket In Really Gross Injury [Graphic]

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10/26/16

9:31 PM

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Shameless Indians Fan Goes Full Butt [NSFW]

Patrick Redford

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9/26/16

11:00 PM

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Tom Brady's Apparently Been Spending His Suspension Tanning His Butt

Patrick Redford

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9/9/16

10:06 PM

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Life's Rich Pageant9/9/16

Life's Rich Pageant9/9/16

Popular Soccer Stats Twitter Account Tweets A Butthole Instead Of Soccer Stats [NSFW]

Patrick Redford

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8/10/16

9:40 PM

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Armenian Weightlifter Suffers Horrifying Elbow Injury [Graphic]

Patrick Redford

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8/9/16

12:18 PM

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NBC Should Really Stop Using This Underwater Camera For Women's Water Polo [NSFW]

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6/9/16

11:55 PM

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UEFA Claim That The Euro 2016 Mascot Is Not A Sex Toy [NSFW]

Patrick Redford

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3/1/16

1:59 PM

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Dodgers Pitcher Josh Ravin Breaks Arm, Shares Very Gross Picture

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2/28/16

9:49 AM

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Defensive Lineman Crashes Out Of NFL Combine 40-Yard Dash Due To Dick Falling Out Of Shorts [NSFW]

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1/27/16

2:55 PM

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Ping-Pong Player Returns Service With His Dong [NSFW]

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1/18/16

9:46 AM

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Josh Norman's Freelance Sack Was As Brilliant As It Was Ballsy

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