Tom Brady's Apparently Been Spending His Suspension Tanning His Butt
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Photo credit: NFL Photos/ [object Object] The New York Post just published a cool update on how Tom Brady’s been spending his Ballghazi suspension: tanning his large white ass in Italy.
They have 11 photos of Tom Brady’s Large White Ass in various states of tanning, which they say were taken last week as Brady and his wife Gisele Bündchen vacationed around Capri, Italy.
Brady is suspended for one more game, so he’s got another week to get more color on his butt.
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