port Page 967 - Sports News, Headlines & Highlights
A Sad, Base, Disgusting Poll, And We, Frankly, Are Ashamed Of You
We continue to feel bad for attractive female sideline reporters. They work hard, they travel like crazy, they put in the hours ... and no matter what they do, all they ever receive for their efforts is "ooh, boobies!" It has to be frustrating, and we do our best to rise above it around here....
For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
12:00, CBS. College Basketball. Louisville @ UConn. 12:00, NFL Network. 2007 NFL Scouting Combine: Running Back, Quarterback, Wide Receiver. 12:30, ESPN. PBA Bowling. Bayer Classic. 1:00, ESPN2. Billiards. Zo & Magic's 8-Ball Challenge. 1:00, ABC. NBA. Chicago Bulls @ Detroit Pistons. 2:00, CBS. Col...
Welcome, New York City Nerds
Anyone hanging around the New York City area this evening and in desperate need of some sort of mental machismo challenge is heretofore invited to come by NYC Sports Trivia Night (officially called "The Jeffrey Leonard Invitational," proving we had nothing to do with its naming). You won't be able t...
For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
12:30, ESPN. PBA Bowling. Go RVing Classic. 1:00, ESPN Classic. NBA. 1993 All-Star Game. 1:00, CBS. College Basketball. Georgia Tech @ Duke. 1:30, NBC. PGA Golf. Champions Tour Outback Steakhouse Pro-Am, Final Round. 2:00, ESPNU. College Basketball. Notre Dame @ Cincinnati. 2:00, FOX. NASCAR Racing....
For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
12:00, VS. Tennis. Davis Cup. United States vs. Czech Republic. 12:30, ESPN. PBA Bowling. Geico Classic. 1:00, CBS. College Basketball. UConn @ Georgia Tech. 1:00, ESPNU. College Basketball. American @ Colgate. 1:00, ABC. NBA. San Antonio Spurs @ Miami Heat. 3:00, CBS. PGA Golf. AT&T Pebble Beach Na...
The Bear Had No Use For Sideline Reporters
The more I watch this, the more I laugh. That's legendary Alabama coach Paul "Bear" Bryant, just barely stopping short of saying something like, "Look, you stupid bitch." Today's coaches (for the most part) are too publicly polite to embarrass a sideline reporter by pointing out the absurdity of the...
For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
1:00, ESPNU. College Basketball. Canisius @ Niagara. 1:00, CBS. NFL. Phil Simms All-Iron Team. 1:00, Spike. Pros vs. Joes: Kordell Stewart Gets Revenge on the Refs. 2:00, ESPN. PBA Bowling. Sun City Classic. 2:00, CBS. NFL. Super Bowl Today. 2:00, FSN. Florida State @ Duke. 2:30, ABC. NBA. Detroit P...
You Know What It Takes To Win High School Basketball Games?
A Maine high school basketball coach lost his job after he instructed each of his players to lay their hands on their crotch pickles. It's not quite as dirty as it sounds; he didn't do it in a Michael Jackson sort of way. Really, it was just a slight variation of "gutcheck time," just a little farth...
For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
1:00, CBS. College Basketball. Wisconsin @ Iowa or Tennessee @ Kentucky. 1:00, ABC. NBA Basketball. Phoenix Suns @ Cleveland Cavaliers. 1:00, CSTV. Women's College Basketball. Notre Dame @ Connecticut. 2:30, ESPNU. College Wrestling. Harvard @ Army. 3:00, CSTV. Women's College Basketball. East Carol...
Finally, A Team We Can Really Root For
In case you missed it in last Sunday's New York Times, the Fugees are a group of three youth soccer teams from Clarkston, Ga., who are having big problems finding a place to play. Clarkston residents, you see, don't like soccer. "There will be nothing but baseball and football down there as long as ...
For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
12:00, CSTV. Women's College Basketball. St. Bonaventure @ Richmond. 1:00, ABC. NBA. Dallas Mavericks @ Miami Heat. 2:00, ESPN2. Women's College Basketball. George Washington @ Xavier. 2:00, CSTV. Women's College Basketball. Southern Methodist @ Tulsa. 2:30, ESPNU. Women's College Basketball. Navy @...
Finally, Rik Smits And Michael Irvin Come Together
Aside from a cocaine-infused party at a French-Canadian brothel, I can't think of many ventures that could bring together the likes of Michael Irvin, Jose Canseco, Kordell Stewart, Darryl Strawberry and Claude Lemieux. Those four are part of the cast for the new season of Pros vs. Joes on SpikeTV....
For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...
1:00, FOX. NFL Playoffs. Seattle Seahawks @ Chicago Bears. 1:00, CSTV. Women's College Basketball. Xavier @ Charlotte. 1:30, CBS. College Basketball. Illinois @ Michigan State. 2:30, Fox Soccer. Italian Soccer. Lazio vs. Siena. 3:00, CSTV. Women's College Basketball. Alabama-Birmingham @ Southern Mi...
