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The Time 9/11 Happened During Cristiano Ronaldo's First TV Interview
Hey, Ronaldo's first televised interview! What a skinny little lad he was! Just chatting away with a buddy on the subway! And what teeth! Nice little pad there, Ronny! Bet you played that PS2 a lot, huh! Oh, to just be watching the boob tube with the...uh, is that an airplane crashing into the World...

It's The Offspring That Makes This Video
Fierljeppen actually seems pretty cool, but these doofuses crashing over small waterways while The Offspring screams "faster now, you know I got no brakes, no brakes" is making me crack up at 2 a.m. ...

Young Sabonis Is Fine And All, But Let's Watch Old Sabonis Highlights Instead
Domantas Sabonis had a pretty good first half against Duke, but I still can't see the Sabonis name without spending 20 minutes poring over YouTube videos of Sabonis Prime throwing no-look passes and dunking on David Robinson. Look at that bullshit he pulls at 1:30—that's the hi-res version of the Ya...

Soccer Playing Doggies Are The Best Doggies
I'd like to see how he'd do against tougher shots, though. ...

A Good Michael Scott Moment
This is an underrated, fantastic Michael Scott moment. He looks like he's about to break at a few points. It's perfect....

Now That's What I Call Songs
This goes out to Executive Managing Editor of Gawker Media and my friend, Lacey Donohue. Happy St. Patrick's Day, pal o'my heart. ...

A Good Toast
I know it's not all one take—there are a couple of sneaky cutaways—but this still impresses me every time....

Watch This Pastor Use The Force To Wipe Out His Congregation
I'm not a particularly devout fellow, but if being a pastor means you can acquire the power to knock out entire swaths of your congregation via telekinesis, I gotta get my ass to church more often. I had no idea the power of the Holy Ghost was a literal superpower. This is like Chronicle if it has...

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat, Take A Look At This Goddamned 7-Foot Chinese Boxer
This is probably nothing. Probably, this is an oddity that will resolve itself well outside the view of the general boxing public. But just in case it isn't, this here is Taishan Dong, a 26-year-old, 7-foot, 280-pound former kickboxer out of China, and he moved to 3-0 this weekend. ...

Vlad Guerrero Could Hit Anything
I do not know how you might measure this, or if it's even possible, but Vladimir Guerrero had to be the best bad-ball hitter of all time. Here he is putting wood on a 58-foot curveball....

This Fake Rugby Pass Is Outrageous
This is such a sick ball fake by Rangi Chase of the Salford Red Devils. He actually tosses the ball a little bit with his right hand before grabbing it with his left and continuing to run. The fake is sold so completely you can see both defenders break down into a tackling stance. I need to watch mo...

13-Year-Old Steph Curry Already Had Sick Moves
The Toronto Star found this video of a 13-year-old Curry (number 12) leading the Queensway Christian College Saints Grade 7 and 8 boys basketball team up against the school staff—and his father—during the 2001-02 school year. Not surprisingly, the team went undefeated that year:...