Reader Go Cubs tipped us off to this person selling a bunch of athlete-themed tap handles. For some of the items, the part where metal meets figurine is ... unfortunate, such as this case with Kevin Youkilis. The Brett Favre handle definitely isn’t to scale. [eBay]

“Patriotic displays, they mean a lot more to me when they’re spontaneous. But to learn that these had been paid for—that corporate teams, teams owned by billionaires, basically, were collecting money from the military. Paid for, obviously, by you and me, by the American taxpayer. Well, it was sad.” Veterans speak…