Before I get into the Funbag, I have a special announcement: The DEADCAST is coming to Chicago on Sept. 17, a week…

Baseball held me hostage last night, but hockey set me free. Midway through yet another four-hour MLB playoff…

Last summer, Rio de Janeiro put on an Olympic Games that should serve as a blaring warning siren to any potential…

Recently, I got into an argument with a series of colleagues surrounding the very simple question: If vampires were…

If Tony Romo deserves to be remembered for anything, it’s that he managed to make nearly everyone look fucking…

Washington Huskies head basketball coach Lorenzo Romar was fired shortly after finishing a soggy 9-22 campaign, the…

The 2017 Name of the Year bracket has landed and, as always, the best way to properly judge entrants like Boats…

The Los Angeles Times’ Lance Pugmire talked to old friend Skip Bayless and wrote about his preparation for the…

Are you seated? Are you prepared to hear the rawest, truest sabermetrics take of all time from Blue Jays scout Steve…

The Deadspin Awards are in July, and we need our readers to decide the winners of these prestigious honors. Today,…

Last night, the United States Men’s National Team took down Ecuador to book a trip to the semifinals of the Copa…

No sports take bugs me quite like “Pete Rose sucks!” My colleague Patrick Redford gave us one of those last night.

When Rams rookie quarterback Jared Goff was just 17, he had some strong takes and the stones to express them…

You won’t believe this, but Bernie Sanders won the state of Oregon last night. (Real fucking shocker there, I know.)…

Meme enthusiast Curt Schilling has fulfilled his destiny, not merely endorsing Donald Trump but publishing a…

The hot sports take may be a little endangered baby bird, but Tracy McGrady performed a remarkable act of…

Deep in the heart of Take Forest, at the peak of Mt. Take, lies the source of all takes.

As regular readers know, we’ve previously advanced the theory that George R.R. Martin, author of the popular A Song…

Fans of A Song Of Ice And Fire—the books on which the popular HBO drama Game of Thrones are based—have a lot of theor…

Pablo Sandoval’s Instagram scandal has surfaced, punishment has been dealt—though MLB may also fine him—and now, the…