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Nats Send Big Wet President To World Series After Failing To Send Runners Home

In the 1976 film Freaky Friday, a mother and daughter learn to forgive one another after a Friday the 13th spell…

Gabe Fernandez

10/26/19 10:14AM

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Gross, Someone Let Their Cat Puke In The Stanley Cup

There’s a long and storied history of NHL players putting gross shit in the Stanley Cup in the offseason after they…

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Down A Hole: The Missing Scenes Of Donald J. Trump's Fabulous World Of Golf

There are currently two cable news networks devoted to celebrating and defending Donald Trump. Both are widely…

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This Guy Truly Has No Idea What He's Talking About

It is a problem for President Donald Trump that it’s often impossible to tell what the hell he’s talking about.…

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Donald Trump: We Love Bill Belichick, Don't We, And Also Curing AIDS?

There are two versions of President Donald Trump that appear in public. They both inhabit the same body—the same…

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Donald Trump Is Not Going To Let This Hurricane Thing Go

It can be difficult to remember given that he routinely appears on television with toilet paper on the soles of both…

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Look At This Weird Thing Donald Trump Just Belched Up

In March, a young whale beached itself in Davao City, in the Philippines. When scientists from the local museum—it…

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The Big President Is Now Wet

Donald Trump goes by many names, but none is more apt than “the Big Wet President,” coined by our David Roth. The…

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Donald Trump Wants This More Than Anything

Donald Trump’s taste is difficult to describe. You know it when you see it, but that’s not quite the same thing as…

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Here's A Good Story About Donald Trump Cheating A Child At Golf [CORRECTION]

CORRECTION (May 10, 4:06 p.m. ET): Vox appended the following correction to its post this afternoon: “In an earlier…

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Donald Trump Would Now Like To Bring Back Policy For Service Academy Athletes That He Rescinded To Punish Obama

When Donald Trump’s administration decided in April of 2017 to overturn a rule that had allowed athletes from the…

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The Big Wet President Blames Kentucky Derby Result On PC Police

Given the fact that Donald Trump could probably name every host of Fox & Friends in chronological order before he…

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Donald Trump Threw A Real Grandpa Party For Baylor's Women's Basketball Team

Philly had boxed or maybe promoted boxers, or possibly just wanted to be thought of as someone who was associated…

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Donald Trump Is Never More Donald Trump Than When He's Cheating At Golf

“There are so many ways he just throws up all over golf,” Rick Reilly told The Ringer’s Bryan Curtis for a story…

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Donald Trump Awards Donald Trump Trump's 20th Trump Golf Club Championship

According to people whose lives may well have depended upon it, the late North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il had an…

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You Can't Get There From Here

“It’s not going to change a damn thing,” the President of the United States told an assemblage of news anchors at an…

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The Big Boy President Threw A Burger Party For His Football Pals

Here is the dream, as I imagine it: A bunch of football players are in the White House. Let’s just say they’re the…

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How Did $5 Million Of Vince McMahon's Money Wind Up In The Trump Foundation?

On Tuesday, the New York State Attorney General’s Office announced that they had reached a settlement in their suit…

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This Is All Donald Trump Has Left

President Donald Trump often stands near a helicopter on the White House’s South Lawn while reporters shout…

David Roth

11/12/18 4:19PM

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