Sep 10 2019
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J.R. Moehringer has a rich profile of Kevin Durant, in the middle of his Achilles rehab, up at the Wall Street…
Apr 3 2014
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Baseball has been a much more boring sport ever since Pat "The Machine" Burrell decided to hang up the spikes. But…
Jan 30 2012
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MLB Trade Rumors had it first, and noted rich guy Jon Heyman confirmed on Twitter: Pat Burrell is retiring. The…
Feb 10 2011
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In a post titled "Pat Burrell Says Hello!," BarStool Sports has seemingly put to rest any questions about the…
Jan 29 2011
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Brian Wilson, San Francisco Giants closer and medium through which people can communicate with The Machine, went on…
Dec 8 2010
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VYou has just launched "The Players Clubhouse" section where you, friendly voyeur, can interact with Brian Wilson,…
Dec 2 2010
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Our lone upset in the quarterfinals was a big one: The Machine edged out LeBron James, dropping the No. 2 seed. No.…
Nov 29 2010
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There's no real tale of the tape to run through in this first SHOTY quarterfinal matchup, but if there were, you…
Nov 24 2010
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A cavalcade of athletes gone astray from their moral core, rambunctiously violent media personalities, accidental…
Nov 5 2010
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Click to view Brian Wilson took his routine to The Tonight Show last night and—among other things—introduced The…
Oct 28 2010
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Here's more proof: The Fightins got their hands on an old photo of Pat The Bat dressed in the gimp outfit seen in Br…
Oct 26 2010
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In TV interview after TV interview, Giants closer Brian Wilson makes ominous reference to a masked friend called…
Sep 24 2009
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Today, we have a selection from Deadspin favorite Joe Posnanski's The Machine, a rollicking account of the 1975…
Apr 11 2009
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